Friendster

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Friendster is like Myspace, making it basically a way for attention whores to prove they have friends. In reality, everyone who says they're your friend wouldn't hesitate to pee in your fro0tlo0ps. Founded in 2002, Friendster was finally awarded a patent on "social networking" in July 2006. Analysts say this attempt to pwn MySpace and Facebook will likely fail, as rotting corpses are generally incapable of pwning anything unless they become zombies. A lot of Friendster users are stupid Filipinos.

External Links

• Friendster fires developer for blog - "I only made three posts about Friendster on my blog before they decided to fire me, and it was all publicly available information. They did not have any policy, didn't give me any warning, they didn't ask me to take anything down."
• Guide to Interpreting Friendster pictures (can also be applied to LJ icons).

See Also

• Facebook
• MySpace
• Shit nobody cares about
• Latenightshots
• Multiply