Internet newscast

An Internet Newscast refers to a "newscast" usually done by idiots for YouTube.

Structure

The structure of the Internet Newscast usually goes like this:

• Flashy graphics
• Waste of time
• ?????
• Profit!

Sometimes additional segments like gas prices and the top AOL searches can be added. Under no circumstances can actual news be given.

Anchors

The Internet Newscast anchor must follow a certain code to be considered a true internet newscaster

1. Speak slowly.
2. Mumble often.
3. Mispronounce Every few sentences.
4. Don't form a coherent sentence.

Studios and Sets

Internet Newscasts often needs sets, and those sets too follow a code:

• Go Green - Use as few lighting fixtures as possible.
• The Mirror - Adding a mirror is a great way to make it look like there is a room behind you.
• Cardboard - Build the set out of cardboard, to be lightweight and easy to relocate.
• News Desk - Use an existing office desk, a hunk of plywood, or an old door.

Equipment

To make a truly respected Internet Newscast, you should always aim to have the best on air look. Some ideas are:

• 16:9 Widescreen - To give it that "HD" look.
• Cameras with On Screen Displays - People love to see the technology behind the newscast.
• Editing Software - Windows Movie Maker is excellent to give your newscast that 1970's charm. Pinnacle Studio can be used once your newscast beats out another newscast in the Interntet Nielsens.

Internet Newscasts Already in Operation

• INNCD News of Marion. Indiana
• News 14 Zone of Westland, Michigan