Amp

Before Eric Bauman was stealing shit from Something Awful, before emo camwhores were dumping their saggy tits all over Suicide Girls, before 4chan and 9/11, in a simpler time when goatse and tubgirl were still relevant, one man was there to deliver lulz and porn to you, the internet surfers, in a way that no one else could or would from then until present day.

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The Encyclopedia Dramatica Historical Society fondly looks back to bring you this account naming one of the only sites worth visiting before the turn of the century and the man in charge of it all. This article is about Amp of Amp Loves You dot net.

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Amp Loves You

Amp was the original distributor of the funnelgirl video. Some Argue the site was the number one source of shock images and video on the internet, which to this day echo throughout forums and chans, like a ghost in the machine with dicks for eyes, vomiting shit onto a cake. Amp had taste.

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Blogs

Before LiveJournal caught ablaze with emo aspies this man was the single voice of reason regarding all aspects of the human condition, not excluding the internet itself. Amp was truly a one-man Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	“	073005. full of shit. nah, for real...t's 8 in the morning, on the 31st. I'm full of shit. luckily for me, so is the entire rest of the world. Does god tell our good buddy George to light countries up like firecrackers? Fucking doubtful. Is Michael Jackson innocent, white, or heterosexual? I think not. Did I really get a check in the mail today for a million dollars, along with a magic coupon for 12 free CDs and about 80 different credit cards all somehow able to make my life simpler despite the fact that I owe about six THOUSAND dollars? Fuck. but shit like that doesn't really bother me, see, and there's a reason. I'm too goddamn sleep-deprived to even ponder anything more complex than my own hand for longer than five seconds at a time. And why can't I sleep, you ask? Quite simple, really; I'm too drunk. apparently this is old as fuck: kate from kate's playground has a hoof?	„
	—amp [1]

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His posts got real bloggy but take our word for it Amp's older content was the stuff of bookmarks. Darn shoulda been there.

Forums

Amp had forums. Nobody knows what happened to them.

What happen

His hosting provider dumped him. Then he vanished. There is also no record of his shit prior to 2005.

Amp's Links

• Stile Project

External Links

• http://amplovesyou.net gone

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