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Marvel vs Capcom 3

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I'm just starting things off ok? So yeah.

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is ether the most BADASS fighting game or the worst fighting game for some. At moments, your dominating the newbs, you yourself being butt fucked by spammers, or just lag.

Did I mention alot of the characters have big boobs? Guess not. Well most do. Go ahead and fap to She-Hulk's green tits. Nobody here judges.

Characters

  • Captain America: USA! USA!
  • Deadpool: The 1 source of Lulz in this game. No joke.
  • Doctor Doom: PLASMAH BEEEEAM!
  • Dormammu: Pretty much Doctor Doom. With a fire head.
  • Hulk: HULK SMASH EVERYBODY!
  • Iron Man: He hates Captain America. With a fucking passion.
  • Magneto: The Jew that has the Brothahood.
  • M.O.D.O.K: Nobody uses him. Neither will you.
  • Phoenix: Everything kills her. Even Fucking MODOK.
  • Sentinal: SENTINALFORCESENTINALFORCESENTINALFORCE.
  • She-Hulk: Hulk with tits.
  • Spider Man: He thinks everybody sucks cocks.
  • Storm: The only nigger. ( Also classified as a freak)
  • Super Skrull: Alien Hitler with the powers of the Fantastic Four.
  • TaskMaster: Troll who scams everybody and stole everybody's moves. Even sex moves.
  • Thor: God of Thunder. Nuff said.
  • Wolverine: Every freak wants inside his pants.
  • X-23: Wolverine with tits. Every PERSON wants inside her.
  • Akuma: Emo demon who hates everybody.
  • Wesker: The only BADASS and god.
  • Amaterasu: That dog from Okami and many LP's. ZOMG CHUGGAACONROY.
  • Arthur: That knight who strips to his boxers to show dat ass.
  • Chris: Nobody is die'n on his watch.
  • Chun-Li: Bruce Lee's wife who kicks all the fucking time.
  • Crimson Viper: Just like Iron Man, only with the biggest tits in history. And a more awesome suit.
  • Dante: THE ULTIMATE DOUCHBAG IN GAMING HISTORY. He knows what the nice girls like.
  • Felicia: Miley Cyrus. Only nude and a cat.
  • Hesin-Ko: A zombie. Yeah. A zombie.
  • Haggar: Got his fighting experience fighting niggas in the hood.
  • Morrigan: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOBS. Bat hooker who wants inside everybody. Even MODOK.
  • Spencer: In love with his "arm".
  • Ryu: Orgasms every time he fights.
  • Trish: Dante digs it. I know I do.
  • Tron: The only girl with small tits and has a fetish for the absent MegaMan.
  • Viewtiful Joe: A fag hero wannabe.
  • Zer0: OMG WHEREZZ MEEEGAHMANNN!?!?
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