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Narcovideo

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A narcovideo is a contribution of a Mexican drug cartel to the internet. Now that the cartels are fighting over who will provide the John Q. Public in the USA with lots of trippy drugs, they have used the internet to threaten each other and make each other look bad. They get posted on YouTube and other fine videosharing websites.

In those videos, "Sicarios" love to wear masks, as they are internet tough guys and want to look fierce and menacing

Usually a narcovideo has a "confession" from one "sicario" (thug) at the hands of a bunch of rival "sicarios". At the end of some videos, the captors proceed to kill the victim, or skip to scenes showing the victim dead. Many narcovideos have "narcocorridos," lame songs written to glorify drug pushers. It is interesting that a lot of the musicians of those songs end up dead... The captors always wear masks, since they fear being partyvanned by the police, and/or b&nned from life by their rivals. Also the masks make them say "dudes, we are sooo tough!" Some videos don't show the kidnappers' head at all - just the hands, or even nothing at all. Either way, you don't get to see their faces.

Videos

What happens when you extort businesses in Ciudad Juárez on behalf of a drug cartel


News you can use

And more useful news

aundres1: "The funny thing is, is that the federal cops are trying to look all hard lol"

jbct61: "There area no Federal Cops in this video.."
Marihuanin: "Those are not federal cops, they belong to "El Cartel del Golfo""
1CHUCKZ4: "go to mundonar.com, you'll see those fools up dere aint cops"


Brought to you by the letter "Z"

Visit Acapulco, and make friends with the drug cartel people

More kidnapped drug cartel people, more soldier-esque kidnappers

Hooray, Mario! The narcos are in this safe house!

What is it with those zetas, anyway?

A music video showing kidnapped drug cartel members - The guy who wrote the "narcocorrido" got shot for writing it

See also

External links

 

Narcovideo is part of a series on YouTube.

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