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Just a little backstory behind our lovable furry pals.
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15 years ago comedian John Candy was found dead of a heart attack at the age of 43.
And misery and despair ruled.
It was a dark time, a time of sadness.
It was a world of disease and deprivation.
It was the age of the werejohncandy.
Skinny humans by day, fat furry lovable jc-like beings by night.
Respected by humans but then later ridiculed and cast asside by the humans we were sworn to befriend.
Hidden away in a cave for more than 15 years.
Now, here in Toronto, the curfew is broken and it's time to play again.
We are loyal lovable companions and the guardians of the night.
We are werejohncandies. |
