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Isabella Loretta Janke

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This degenerate's number is (610)-329-6477. Give her a call :).


Crusty Cunt up close and personal
Isabella Loretta Janke
Born April 18th, 2001
Nationality Americunt  
Residence Lubboc, Texas


Isabella Loretta Janke is a degenerate lesbian b-tard who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a lolcow. Being a genius L33T h4x0r, Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost instantly by basement-dwellers from Kiwi Farms. Sweet, crusty Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone. Crusty Cunt was born to a former Navy SEAL named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his retard daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an autistic psychopath runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her.

World's greatest troll's toe fungus


Isabella lives at 2408 MAC DAVIS LN in Lubbock Texas while attending Texas Tech University. Don't be shy, come stop by guys, especially if you are in to DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS as she has a habit of shitting herself.

Similarities to Chris-Chan

  • unhygienic
  • hideous
  • have no future
  • mentally incompetent
  • room temperature IQ
  • shitty parenting
  • unrestricted access to the internet as a child
  • awful clothing choices
  • greasy
  • incest fetish
  • garbage tier artistic endeavors
  • love quest
  • shits themselves

Arguably, ILJ is worse than Chris as at least the man is not into shotacon or animal abuse. Absolute degeneracy. We at the Encyclopedia Dramatica suggest an heroing to the subject of this article to remove herself from the gene pool.