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Eggman

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Eggman is the evolvedRobotnik and appears in the newer games and Sonic X and has forgotten about turning furries into robots and just tries to steal The Master Emeralds from Knuckles because he has nothing better to do than to steal jewels from furries. Eggman is surrounded by furries, robots, and even Horndykes, I MEAN THORNDYKES!!! Another Theory about Eggman's existence is Wilfred Brimely took a cloning machine, cloned himself and took it to McDonalds to give it Diabeetus but it only gained weight, killed Robotnik, and hijacked a helicopter, and went to Mobious.

RELATIONS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS IN THE FRANCHISE

  • Eggman and Sonic: Eggman and Sonic have been rivals since the beginning. Just like me and my wife but I always win and-

NOTHING BABY! NO I'M NOT WRITING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU I- AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Eggman and Rouge: That speaks for it's self.
  • Eggman and Chris Thorndyke: Eggman never really noticed about Chris Thorndyke until he found out that him and sonic were boyfriends, so he had them both castrated. Just like my wife did to Me- NO HONEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!