HBalthamos

HBalthamos; real name - Faith Grosvenor. A British furfag that is probably on its 4th or 5th Deviantart by now, having been previously known by uninventive handles such as "H-Balth" and "Homao-Balthamos". (S)he is a tartlet so vacuous that it couldn't even spell 'homo' properly.

Its popularity stems from an Eevee recolor OC drawn in the 'Sonic' style, the style in which every retard seems to be following on dA nowadays. Hordes of basement-dwelling sheeple gobbling every last word of her unintelligibly-written Journals, which more often than not bemoan her life and the lack of attention paid to her. Many white-knights have fapped their tiny members after commenting on this drivel, hoping the [beautiful maiden] behind the screenname will open her gaping vagoo for them.

For years she has claimed to be perfecting her 'art', yet the only subject she draws is her irritating little Eevee fursona which definitely resembles her, of course. Rather than actually improving her skills, she spends the majority of her time whoring attention from the Sonic community, begging for points donations, art gifts and trading shitty art in return.

A Severe case of GOTIS

"Burglary" Controversy

Recently been "robbed" and thereafter whined about it for days on end on her deviantArt, LiveJournal and Twitter. She claimed poverty by declaring that she had but £25 to her name and that all her games consoles and associated games were stolen, which would not be replaced for free because she is a moron and didn't have insurance. That is, until her incessant whinging caused her adoring fans (read: social retards) to donate $300 to her, which she promptly spent on vidyagames rather than say, food or rent like non-retards would.

Homao Balthamos, a British furfag who can't even fucking spell the word homo. Despite the name and appearance, this thing actually claims to be female. It is known for having gone through men faster than a train through the Eurotunnel, latching on to their desperate greasy balls for money and a place to live.

This landwhale suffers from a severe case of GOTIS, using its 'sexy' (link: fucking ugly) eevee recolour to trap unsuspecting desperate virgins under its rolls of fat. Its constant, retarded journal updates depict its failure at life and its constant begging for attention (link: attention whore).