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Gene Turnbow

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Gene Turnbow, legally Gregory Eugene Turnbow (born ca. 1956), is an aging griefer and stalker in the Internet-based game Second Life who believes he is Superman and even enjoys dressing like Superman in real life. He uses the avatar name Kalel Venkman, i.e. Kal El (and possibly others), and is the founder, leader and by far most active member of Justice League Unlimited, a stalking organization in Second Life.

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Gene Turnbow, who holds the work title "wiki admin", donates his brain to science
Gene Turnbow and Susan Fox (Kara Timtam). Together, they stalk 17-year olds in a video game, dressed as Superman and Supergirl
   
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Four shots, wouldn't even empty the clip.
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—Internet tough guy (and middle aged pathetic loser) Gene Turnbow makes death threats against 17-year old girl

Together with other morbidly obese middle aged losers, Turnbow uses all his spare time to collect information about other people in Second Life, particularly members of the Patriotic Nigras and Woodbury University, and store it in a private wiki[1]. After his secret wiki was leaked to the public, he has harassed ISPs with fake copyright claims in order to suppress distribution of it[2].

When he got banned for cause from virtual estates for his griefing activities, he sometimes convinced the former Plexus Linden to unban him from the estate in question and ban the estate owner instead.

A man in his 50s from Simi Valley in the Los Angeles area in California, he works as a "technical writer, wiki admin and trainer of animators at Rhythm & Hues Studios, Inc." according to his LinkedIn profile[3].

Death threats

Gene Turnbow will forever be remembered for the quote "Four shots, wouldn't even empty the clip".

After Tizzers Foxchase and some friends that happen to live close to Kalel in real life, decided to knock on Kalel's door while in costume and trick-or-treating on Halloween[4], Mr. Turnbow made death threats against them:

[22:35] Kalel Venkman: Had I been home at the time, I'd have been within my legal rights to shoot them all dead on the spot.
[22:35] Kalel Venkman: Four shots, wouldn't even empty the clip

Tizzers was presumed by Gene Turnbow to be 17 at the time.

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