John69

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John69 is the screen name used by an Oregon pedophile who uses a lame teen chat site trolled by /b/tards. On 22 November 2007, John69 fell victim to Anonymous. His claims that he was in fact married, and had a 7 year old daughter only fueled the Internet Hate Machine. After hours of conversation, mainly focusing on sex with a supposed "8 year old girl" who he says reminds him of his own daughter, John gave said girl, and thus many /b/tards, his phone number and new email address. Quickly this was Googled and addresses were found. Depending on a IRL Oregon raid, epicness may or may not ensue.

Current Updates

For the most current updates on this raid, please visit http://forum.nolimitz-inc.com/index.php?topic=25.0
This forum is owned and operated by a fellow /b/tard. Updates will be as followed on said forum until raid is completed.

There is now also a lovely email screencap, allegedly of him proposing major felonious shit (crossing state lines in order to sodomize a minor etc.) and incidentally revealing his full name, no doubt resulting in a very personalized extension of the continuing raid to include telling his wife, colleagues and friends (if he has any).

 
Maybe we can hook up 4 real!


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