Mariah Yeater

Mariah Yeater is a 20 year old (then 19 at the time of the alleged incident) basement dweller who claims that Justin Bieber (then 17 at the time of the alleged incident) raped her and is her baby's daddy. She is so convinced that this prepubescent dickless faggot is her babydaddy that she has the LAPD investigating and Maury Povich salavating to just to read the paternity results.

Of course the mainstream media will follow this story and believe her. When has a White Blonde Hair Blue-Eyed woman ever lied? Do not doubt Der Furher's Masterrace! Then again, "Yeater" sounds Jewish.

Also claims to be raped by Justin Bieber

If true, Justin Bieber could be charged with statutory rape which could get him banned from the United States indefinitely, which is sort of ironic considering Julian Assange is in the same predicament as Bieber, only Assange isn't a faggot and the United States Government want to make Assange dissappear under mysterious circumstances.

But the odds are likely in the favor of Bieber due to the fact that he has money, can hire a good lawyer, and that this is an older woman preying on a younger man. Yet the lulzyness of this situation has the potential for generating drama.

Her accusation and J.B.'s rebuttle

There is a good chance that this is the guy she had sex with, not J.B.

Yet another incident where J.B. steals another black man's dance moves is eminent.

Turns out J.B. is worthless in the sack!

Of course, the previous video felt like it was so full of Mary Sue writing, the chinks decided to make a more accurate and less lame version of the story and Yeater's ultimate goal.

Soon to be J.B.'s next single.

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