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When Ryan733 asked for an arbchat lulz were inevitable.
* Sheneequa has changed the topic to: Ryan733's arbchat | weev is chair | pm an op if you have something important to say and you need +v <weev> alright this is a forum for civil discussion and compromise <weev> so i expect everyone to conduct themselves in a fair and civil manner <weev> Ryan733: first state who you are and what material on ED you have a problem with <Ryan733> im a user of ED and i have a problem with http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ryan733 <Ryan733> some people on the vent i go on posted it <Sheneequa> HKK: Please pm me <weev> okay <Ryan733> there is pictures of me on it and also some personal info such as my IP and name in the history that they posted before <weev> why is this a problem to you <Sheneequa> Ryan733 I only see your first name <Ryan733> because their is personal info and pictures of me on it <Ryan733> in the history tab their is my last name/ip <weev> okay well, that isnt indexed by google <weev> and obviously the people harassing you already have it <Ryan733> yeah <Sheneequa> and no one else is gonna dig it for your stuff <weev> it seems to me you tried to blank the article <weev> do you have a problem with the entirety of the article? <Ryan733> yeah, but thats wehn i didnt know blanking was against the rules <weev> it seems to me you just don't like people making fun of you on the internet. <weev> Ryan733: how much do you weigh? <Ryan733> and i tried to blank the personal info <Ryan733> lol why? <weev> well, the article has certain accusations <weev> it claims you are fat <Sheneequa> Ryan733: Please co-operate if you want a friendly court. <Ryan733> i don;t weight 400 <weev> so i'd like to put your height and weight into the BMI calculator <Ryan733> about 200 <weev> okay how tall are you? <Ryan733> 5'10 <Sheneequa> weev: HKK alextide32 and staticman are all writers of the article <Sheneequa> also PiotrRasputin <Ryan733> they helped get pics and stuff <Sheneequa> Alright HKK and alextide32 deny writing the article <Ryan733> ok <Sheneequa> But they are from the vent server and can shine some light on the case <weev> okay <weev> your BMI is 28.7 <weev> that is ft <weev> the accusation stands as scientifically proven fair <Ryan733> it was piotr and static who wrote stuff <Ryan733> lol <weev> okay <weev> do you eat foods with butter? <weev> it says you love butter. <Ryan733> nope <Sheneequa> dude everyone loves butter <weev> i would like to note for the record that Ryan733 has shown willful contempt of arbchat by purjuring himself * ShadowGamers ([email protected]) has joined #arbchat <weev> now Ryan733 <weev> i am an ED administrator <weev> i can take this article down right now <weev> and make sure it never gets put up <ajt> I second this and concur <Ryan733> ok <weev> honestly at this point you seem sort of like a fucking crybaby so here are the two options i am going to place to you <weev> 1) you can provide us with some sort of incentive to remove your article <weev> 2) you can get some fucking balls and write mean internet things about the people that wrote this shit about you <Ryan733> ill just choose 2 then <ajt> YES <weev> alright. the fatty understands how the internet works <weev> i will now take comments form the public * weev sets mode -m #arbchat <ShadowGamers> WAAAAAAAAAAH <weev> what do you all think of the fatty mcfatster? <Dwerb> That was intense! <ajt> I would like to start <ShadowGamers> I AM CRYING TEARS OF BUTTER <BURK> lawl <Dwerb> FAT <ajt> by saying that weev is the lulziest <PiotrRasputin> woot <weev> is he a giant tub of lard, or a big fat sack of butter-soaked meat? <BURK> NEEDS MOAR THINSPIRATION <staticman> LOL * loljews ([email protected]) has joined #arbchat <ajt> ok lets vote <Sheneequa> I think we should specifically hear the side of PiotrRasputin <Dwerb> It was funny when Sheneequa said "dude everyone loves butter". <ajt> all in agreement? * feem ([email protected]) has joined #arbchat <weev> i'm going for big fat sack of butter-soaked meat <TheContact23> All of those pictures in the article are true. <BURK> WAH WAH PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING FAT ON THE INTERNET <tcgiant> I totally love butter <feem> i am a representative <ajt> I love pussy <alextide32> num num num <Blargh> hello feenm <tcgiant> AND I just ate a bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream <Blargh> *feem <BURK> i love u gaiz <Dwerb> I love mens' assholes. <BURK> tcgaint you are fat too so shut up <feem> of american honda motor company <feem> would you gentlemen <feem> like to purchase <feem> some hondas <loljews> gross <TheContact23> NO U. <Dwerb> feem: wut <BURK> feem does honda make a WAAAAAAMBULANCE? <StolenTVS> Ryan took a swim outside of New Orleans. Now wut! <BURK> cause i think ryan needs one <loljews> tcgiant is a HUUUUGE fucking fat shit <TheContact23> No hondas, no v-tec, no japan-crap. <tcgiant> yes, yes I am <Blargh> loljews i correct <Sheneequa> I love tcgiant :( <ajt> I love pussy <tcgiant> :( ilu2 Sheneequa <Blargh> i love jesus <Dwerb> I love brown paper packages tied up with strings. <ajt> SOUND OFF THAT YOU LOVE THE VIRGIN MARY <BURK> ryan how does it feel to be a fat jew kike fuck who rats out people on the internet and crys while eating tubs of butter because people make fun of you on the internet? <HKK> ITT Ryan acts like a fat retarded fuck <Blargh> I LOVE THE VIRGIN MARY SIR * TheContact23 ([email protected]) has left #arbchat <feem> is this an arbcaht * Sheneequa sets mode +m #arbchat <ajt> feem: kind of <ajt> comments are done <Sheneequa> word * Sheneequa gives voice to PiotrRasputin <Sheneequa> PiotrRasputin: Please state your side for the court <PiotrRasputin> alrighty then <Sheneequa> if you would like to call any witnesses for the server just say so <PiotrRasputin> I plead the fifth, talk to my lawyer hkk * Sheneequa gives voice to HKK <ajt> I will represent Ryan733 <PiotrRasputin> I just want to say something <PiotrRasputin> Ryan is a constant annoyance * TheContact23 ([email protected]) has joined #arbchat <HKK> Alright now what do you need? <Sheneequa> tell your side of the story <PiotrRasputin> When he talks, his seven chins crape together like two pieces of metal <Sherrod> could somene please put the article in question on the topic - if there is one <Sheneequa> Ryan733: is this true * Sheneequa has changed the topic to: Ryan733's arbchat | weev is chair | pm an op if you have something important to say and you need +v | http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ryan733 <Ryan733> no, my mic im using just sucks ATM <PiotrRasputin> NO, 7 chins <Sheneequa> Ryan733 why do you dislike butter <Ryan733> lol i dont really dislike butter i just hate how they taunt me with it <Sheneequa> then don't say you hate butter <PiotrRasputin> bs <Sheneequa> we will not have perjury in our arbchats <ajt> Sheneequa: stop badgering my client <PiotrRasputin> YOU SHOULD GREASE YOUR CHIN WITH THE BUTTER <ajt> I will not be representing Ryan733 <ajt> I will now be representing Ryan733 <Sheneequa> lawls <HKK> Okay here's the deal <ajt> i no rite <HKK> Ryan is a fatfuck <Pokchu> haha <Sheneequa> what is the purpose of your vent server HKK <HKK> The lulz. <ajt> OBJECTION! <Sheneequa> sustained <PiotrRasputin> you shut your whore mouth! <ajt> What is the primary use of the veent server? <ajt> for an online game? <weev> listen <PiotrRasputin> sorta <weev> theres nothing wrong with having butter in your veins <Sheneequa> PiotrRasputin: one more outburst and you will be put in contempt <weev> it makes your meat more tender <PiotrRasputin> its more of a multi facited <ajt> PiotrRasputin: just answer the question <ajt> what is the purpose of the vent server? <PiotrRasputin> basically <HKK> The lulz. <PiotrRasputin> its a mix of...FIFTH PLEADING! <ajt> oBJECTION! <PiotrRasputin> LAWYER GO <ajt> where is the bailif? <HKK> Okay, in all seriousness it's a vent some dude set up that became a 4chan Vent. <Sheneequa> Ryan733 do you have any specific qualms with the article <weev> excuse me <weev> arbchat <ajt> what? <weev> i have new evidence presented <weev> from the defense <ajt> a 4chan vent? <Sheneequa> weev: yes? <weev> i have actual recordings * Dwerb ([email protected]) has left #arbchat <weev> of ryan talking <weev> from the ventrilo server <ajt> OBJECTION <PiotrRasputin> 7 chins <Sheneequa> does it, <Sheneequa> in fact, * Pants_Shitter ([email protected]) has joined #arbchat <weev> ajt: yes, council? <Sheneequa> sound like 7 chins weev? <ajt> we have had no chance to review this <Sherrod> Pants_Shitter? <HKK> Yes. <HKK> It does. <Sherrod> oh jeeez <weev> Sheneequa: it honestly seems <Sherrod> THIS IS A CIRCUS! <weev> like he is holding sticks of butter <HKK> It sounds like his lcheeks are full of butter. <ajt> but I will not object <weev> in his cheeks <Sheneequa> weev is a fair unbiased source <HKK> You can't understand a fucking word he says. <ajt> in the spirit of arbchat lolz <PiotrRasputin> Can i call a recess, the jungle gym looks like fun <ajt> lets hear it <Sheneequa> weev: where did you receive these recordings <ajt> links please <HKK> Our vent. <Sheneequa> PiotrRasputin: no <weev> http://ubunturd.feem.net/ryan/ <HKK> Tony Supreme gave them to you right? * PiotrRasputin sad face <weev> they are from an anonymous informant <weev> notice in one of the wavs <weev> where ryan FREELY ADMITS to liking butter <weev> proving that he purjured himself on the stand earlier! <ajt> I would like to bring up a point <PiotrRasputin> and the 7 chins <Sheneequa> Purjury? <Sheneequa> order <Sheneequa> order <ajt> I would like to bring up a point weev and Sheneequa <weev> Ryan733: you sir, have made a mockery of my arbchat <weev> ajt: please go on <Ryan733> its 2 seperate recordings! * Pants_Shitter ([email protected]) has left #arbchat <Sherrod> <3 weev <ajt> the purpose of this vent is 4chan related * Dwerb ([email protected]) has joined #arbchat <HKK> No it's not Ryan. <ajt> which nullifiees any rights that anyone had * PiotrRasputin slips on the floor because of the butter from ryan's drool <Ryan733> yes PiotrRasputin> ow <Sheneequa> PiotrRasputin I am this close to putting you in contempt <PiotrRasputin> Sorry your honor <ajt> these are inadmissable wav files <Sheneequa> Reason? <weev> okay basically <ajt> poor quality with no real substance <weev> to get these stricken from the record <ajt> they have been edited to slander my client <weev> i will need counter arguments from the plaintiff <PiotrRasputin> OBJECTION! <weev> Ryan733: what i need you to do <weev> is record a hitler-esque rant <weev> of you <HKK> I GET HIGH ON SPEED <HKK> WOAH <HKK> YEAH <weev> saying how the evil butterjews <weev> are taking over our nation <weev> and that they must be stopped <ajt> I will agree to these terms <Ryan733> lol why? <Sheneequa> HKK: Would you like to join PiotrRasputin in contempt? <weev> it should ideally be youtubed <ajt> Ryan733: take this deal <ajt> it is a good deal <weev> listen its a good settlement <HKK> Sorry. <PiotrRasputin> Ok, sounds good <weev> you have to draw a fake hitler mustache on yourself <ajt> PiotrRasputin: you are in comntempt <weev> and really like, put effort <Sheneequa> I will not let this court room be made into a mockery <weev> into appearing to be a fascist dictator <PiotrRasputin> I am? <ajt> yes <Sheneequa> No he's not <PiotrRasputin> I thought I was close to it not in it <Sheneequa> plaintiff, quit badgering the defense <ajt> yes Sheneequa sorry PiotrRasputin> May I add something <Sheneequa> Yes <PiotrRasputin> Those clips were recorded <PiotrRasputin> on the vent server <PiotrRasputin> Through a sound card <Ryan733> their edited though <PiotrRasputin> How so? <Ryan733> using audacity <HKK> We did not. <HKK> They were all real. <ajt> They have been edited to make my client sound like a fool <Ryan733> yes you did <ajt> the represent about .00001% of all conversations he has had <PiotrRasputin> There is no easy way to make a sound clip from scratch <Sheneequa> ajt: looool <HKK> AJT, your client sounds like a fool all the time. <Sheneequa> +++ <HKK> No matter what. <ajt> this is not true <ajt> look <ajt> Ryan733: you got a good deal <ajt> I say take it <ajt> as you lawyer, that is my advice <weev> i need hitler mpeg <Ryan733> do i have to do it right now? <weev> yes <PiotrRasputin> Also do not forget that he is to have lypo <ajt> yes <weev> improv is better iotrRasputin> 7chins and all <weev> just take a translation of a hitler speech weev> regex all the instances of jews to butter or butterjew * ChanServ sets ban on *!*@l0ld0ngs-B60560FC.dyn.optonline.net * ChanServ has kicked PiotrRasputin from #arbchat (CONTEMPT (Sheneequa)) <Ryan733> stickam? <weev> draw yourself a hitler mustache <weev> no i need it recorded <Sheneequa> and that is what contempt looks like <Ryan733> lol i dont really want to do it now <Sheneequa> Ryan733: then accept yourself being made fun of on the internet <Ryan733> ok <ajt> Ii agree <Sheneequa> Any objections <ajt> lulz for lulz, am I right? <weev> since the victim perjured himself on my stand and refuses to compromise with hitler mpegs <weev> he can guzzle a butter covered cock for all i care <Sheneequa> looooooool <ajt> is that the ruling? <weev> yes <ajt> ok <ajt> I rest myu case <Ryan733> is there gonna be a vote? <ajt> sorry Ryan733 <Ryan733> its ok <ajt> but you fucked yourself <ajt> yes <ajt> lets vote <Ryan733> ok <weev> okay wait <ajt> who likes mudkips? <weev> the vote is on <weev> is ryan733 a big tub of lard <weev> or a fat sack of butter-covered meat * Sheneequa sets mode -m #arbchat <alextide32> i vote yes <BURK> lard <Sheneequa> I'll go with butter-covered meat <Sheneequa> due to perjury <Dwerb> butter-covered meat. <TheContact23> Butter-covered meat <ajt> I say jitterbug <StolenTVS> Fat sack in his butter drenched lips, moar like it <staticman> butter-covered meat <alextide32> fat sack of butter-covered meat <HKK> butter-covered meat <Ryan733> wow i came here and wasted 30 minutes just to get trolled, gg <BURK> hmmm sheneequa is correct <weev> Ryan733: yeah that about sums it up <alextide32> no shit <ajt> Ryan733: itried to help you <BURK> i would like to restate that he is butter drenched <weev> you refused to take the deal <ajt> you dont want my legal advice <TheContact23> lulz <ajt> this si what you get <BURK> ryan are you jewish <Blargh> yes <alextide32> looo <staticman> Idiot ryan <Ryan733> yeah but thats kinda unacceptable and would lead to further trolling <weev> ryan733 is a fat sack of butter-covered meat TheContact23> YOU JUST LOST THE GAME <ajt> JITTERBUG <feem> can i be <feem> a fat sack of butter-covered meat <alextide32> YOU JUST FELL FOR THE TRAP <Sheneequa> Ryan733 you are paranoid <Sheneequa> about ED <Sheneequa> we are good people if you just listen <Sheneequa> and co-operate <Dwerb> This will be ryan if he doesn't WATCH OUT. <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <HKK> Hey Ryan, get on Vent. <StolenTVS> Your fingers are too fat to dial. For a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm. <alextide32> lol <BURK> ryan do you believe that agents of the jewish intellegence agency mossad flew 2 jetliners into the world trade center on september the 11th 2001 killing 3000 brave aryan men and women? <Blargh> ryan do consider jesus christ to be your lord and savior <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Blargh> *you <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2004_04_09/lamb_shaped_butter.jpg <Dwerb> mirite? <Ryan733> lol im leaving <weev> oh wow <weev> totally rite <Ryan733> cya <BURK> RYAN ANSWER THE QUESTION * Ryan733 has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by weev (bye))