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Here are the top ten drawbacks to werejohncandyism.
| These are the top ten 10 drawbacks to being a canadian forest werejohncandy.
1. It is hard to find clothes that will won't rip when you transform.
2. Trying to squeeze into small spaces is murder.
3. Can't go anywhere without being mistaken for John himself.
4. Often get stuck when in small cramped spaces.
5. Too big to fit through the door.
6. Those stupid food cravings.
7. Parents have to replace furniture such as chairs or beds because you've accidentally smashed them while transforming.
8. Fat jokes can be murder.
9. The warm feeling is hard to ignore.
And
10. No good seating arangements at the movies. |
