Battlefield Play4Free

Battlefield Play4Free a.k.a Battlefield Cash4EA is another subpar free-to-play shooter which is ripped off from Battlefield 2 then mashed with Bad Company 2. To succeed in this game, despite what the name of the title says you actually must pay for content in order to win where this game has often been called Battlefield Pay2Win. It only features Assault as the only gamemode and is set between US Marines and Russian Forces.

Features

Despite what the Battlefield series are known for, going solo actually works in this shitty game. In fact you can play this like call of duty. This game is full of prepubescent kids and bored adults.

Currency

Credits

Credits are earned in-game and are used as a temporary and free alternative to try out weapons and boosters. Following the updates to this game, now you can earn less credits so the jews at EA will force you to spend Battlefunds.

Battlefunds

Battlefunds must be purchased with IRL money, earned by wasting your life away in stupid in-game competitions and events or taking stupid surveys. The jewgold of this game allows you to buy overpowered weapons and make any 13 year old and noob cheapskates BAWWWWW.

Training Points

In order to improve the abilities of your soldier you must assign training points as you level up to specific abilities. Some are actually basic abilities (e.g. being able to pilot helicopters) already in other Battlefield games If you want more training points you must spend the equivalent amount of a new game to get ALL the training points to make your soldier the true One-Man-Army.

Maps

Play4Free has maps which are blatantly ripped off from Battlefield 2 then adding slight touches so players new to Battlefield obviously won't recognise them but older players may play them to death again.

Karkand

Classic Battlefield 2 map with ground warfare. Watch for Recons camp at Rooftops sniping your ass away.

Sharqi

No vehicles. After a server rotation from a map with vehicles, expect half the players to disappear. Prior to certain updates, the chances of getting a kill by spamming grenades at B is high. Expect shotgun users especially USAS-12 users to go rampant.

Oman

Vehicle whore heaven. Expect half the US team to not provide any useful contribution whatsoever as 13 year old retards camp for aircraft at the carrier then only to see them take flight for 5 seconds before crashing into the ocean or get shot down quickly by enemy anti-air racks if they fly inland.

Dragonvalley

More like Camp 4 Littlebird. The scout helicopter is a highly sought after vehicle in this map and expect vehicle whores to come running for it. The scout helicopter is capable of delivering fully automatic rape while being hard to hit at the same time. Map is rendered barely playable due to excess fog.

Basra

No vehicles. If you are on a team full of noobs then expect to be base raped by the opposition with little prospect of moving 50 metres beyond your only flag before getting killed. Noob recons at B will snipe away with their shitty bolt-action rifles and most can be taken down by flanking and giving them a good knife in the back.

Boosters

Can't take down anyone because you are too incompetent? Buy a booster! Boosters range from increasing the defence for vehicles to increasing the damage and blast radius of explosives. These were introduced after EAsy deliberately nerfed certain weapons then forced you to buy boosters to increase if not restore them to their original damage in an attempt to get more jewgoldz. Epic trolling opportunities are discussed in the next section.

Gameplay

Communication

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