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Proof that Matt is a pedo
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: you are trying to entrap me lol [10:03 PM] triptych: Into what? [10:03 PM] ghostlog: jail or public mockery [10:03 PM] triptych: Entrapment is illegal [10:03 PM] ghostlog: no it is not lol [10:03 PM] ghostlog: to prove you are serious, show me one boob first [10:03 PM] triptych: Nope. You first. [10:03 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:04 PM] triptych: If anything, me showing you anything would be entrapment. [10:04 PM] triptych: Considering that would be child porn. [10:04 PM] ghostlog: it works both ways [10:04 PM] triptych: Claim you didn't know I was underage. [10:04 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:04 PM] ghostlog: you do not actually want to see my cock..this is some sort of trap [10:05 PM] triptych: Honestly, I don't care one way or the other. [10:05 PM] triptych: I'm just bored. [10:05 PM] ghostlog: if I show cock, will you show open leg vulva? [10:05 PM] triptych: Dude, no. [10:05 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:05 PM] ghostlog: then no deal [10:05 PM] triptych: Faggot. [10:06 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:06 PM] ghostlog: what would Ihave to do to see whole, spread vulva? [10:06 PM] triptych: That's child porn. [10:06 PM] ghostlog: you are a "child"? [10:07 PM] triptych: I am underage. [10:07 PM] ghostlog: how old are you? [10:08 PM] ghostlog: ? [10:08 PM] triptych: 15 [10:08 PM] ghostlog: oh..well, I guess I will be good and avoid feeral prison [10:08 PM] triptych: Yeah. So show butthole. [10:08 PM] ghostlog: no lol that is illegal [10:09 PM] triptych: But someone has to complain~ [10:09 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:09 PM] ghostlog: you would ensnare me [10:09 PM] ghostlog: send me to prison [10:09 PM] triptych: Why? [10:09 PM] triptych: I don't like talking to people. [10:09 PM] ghostlog: no idea, but you would [10:09 PM] triptych: The police are even worse. [10:09 PM] triptych: Fuck no. [10:09 PM] ghostlog: well, what is difference between butthole, and full vulva then? [10:10 PM] triptych: Everything, man. [10:10 PM] triptych: I am illegal, you are not. [10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol I mean legallt [10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally [10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally they are the same [10:10 PM] ghostlog: either way, I go go prison [10:10 PM] triptych: Butthole first~ [10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol no [10:10 PM] triptych: How do I know you'll show, then? [10:10 PM] ghostlog: if I show butthole, will you show gaping butthole? [10:11 PM] ghostlog: I will show [10:11 PM] ghostlog: I really will [10:11 PM] ghostlog: you go first [10:11 PM] triptych: You have a history of lying. [10:11 PM] triptych: How can I believe you? [10:11 PM] ghostlog: I dunno...I swear it [10:12 PM] ghostlog: for the record, you are 18, RIGHT? [10:12 PM] triptych: I can't believe you. [10:12 PM] triptych: ....Sure [10:12 PM] ghostlog: ok so, show vulva please, and I will show anything you want [10:12 PM] triptych: Nope. How do I know you'll actually show? [10:12 PM] ghostlog: I will...I really will..I am a horny guy.you know that [10:13 PM] triptych: I can't believe you, Matt. I want to but I can't. [10:13 PM] ghostlog: sure you can...I am horny. ok just show clit, then when I show cock, then you show whole v [10:14 PM] triptych: But I don't want to see your cock. [10:14 PM] triptych: Just your butthole [10:14 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:14 PM] ghostlog: ok show vulva, I will show butthole [10:14 PM] triptych: ...Wait, what's a vulva? [10:14 PM] ghostlog: seriously?? [10:15 PM] triptych: Yes. [10:15 PM] ghostlog: it is your "pussy"..the lips that you can see on the outside, the clit, etc. [10:15 PM] ghostlog: the outside part of the pussy [10:15 PM] triptych: ...So you really are a pedo. ._. [10:15 PM] ghostlog: no [10:15 PM] ghostlog: I am not [10:16 PM] ghostlog: I am not sexually attracted to children 12 and under [10:16 PM] ghostlog: fine, just show butthole then [10:16 PM] triptych: ._. ... [10:26 PM] ghostlog: please show butthole? [10:28 PM] ghostlog: will you show butthole? [10:29 PM] triptych: ...Haven't you figured out by now that I won't? [10:29 PM] ghostlog: no [10:29 PM] ghostlog: lol [10:29 PM] ghostlog: please in private? [10:29 PM] triptych: ...Stop asking for child porn. Thanks. [10:30 PM] ghostlog: lol dammit it is not child porn, but feh [10:30 PM] triptych: It is child pornography.
[10:30 PM] ghostlog: you are not a :"child" but whatever
Note that Matt (ghostlog) is 37 at the time, and Triptych is 15. (still underage)