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Deadmau5
Joel Francis Zimmerman (A.K.A. Deadmau5) is a Canadian disk jockey who is famous for wearing a mouse-hat that beams cocaine directly into his brain using microwaves.
Deadmau5 is notoriously a little bitch when it comes to interviews, especially when he is asked about the origin of his name. It originates from the time he rammed a mouse up his ass in an attempt to gain sexual pleasure. The chronic masturbation that ensued after he rammed the mouse up his ass gave him a minor stroke which caused him to forget about said mouse, and after a few days people began to notice the foul stench of rotting mouse emanating from Zimmerman. Ever since this incident he has been known as "that deadmouse guy". He refuses to accept any criticism of himself and constantly moans about how hard it is to be him while treating the people around him like slaves, adding fire to the rumor that he is in fact a pre-pubescent teenage girl. He has no sense of humor but attempts to make people believe he is funny by regurgitating memes he has seen on the internet.
His fans mostly consist of hormonal teenage girls and faggy looking fan-boys in tight pink t-shirts.
He also is notorious for having his songs stolen by many other artists in their attempts to seduce him into having buttsex, a seduction he gladly complies with. The most recent artist to fail at this is Neon Hitch when she stole his shitty song "Seeya Next Tuesday".
Music
His "music" is fucking awful and all his songs sound like they were written in about 2 minutes. All he does is play the same fucking tune over and over again with the 'chords of life' patch in z3ta+, with some generic ass 4/4 drum beat.
Deadmau5 is not a dj
Deadmau5 was once interviewed by some britfags that called him a dj, he preceded to rage and baaaw until he ran out of Unwarranted self importance.
Minecraft
He is a well known minefag and owns an incredibly boring server that you can't do fucking anything on other than walk around looking at some gay-ass statues of a mousehead. Given the fact that he is on less then .00000005% of the time, you mostly deal with admins molesting you in the concentration camp of a server he runs.
Homosex
He is also in a civil partnership with Skrillex, a well known fag and emo cunt, who 'produces' similarly shitty music. There's around 25,000 metric tons of Deadmau5 and Skrillex yaoi out there drawn by ugly, fat, weeaboo fangirls. As they have yet to make a negative comment on such fan art, it is assumed they are too busy pounding each other to notice.
The name Deadmau5 is often buttfucked to near death in all internet chatrooms and video games, in an attempt to fool all the other 'Deadm1c3' into thinking that they are the true Deadmau5. Although a quick mic-chat dispells this as they nearly always sound like a pre-pubescent idiot on helium getting rammed in the mouth by their father.
See Also
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