32" Waist Chan

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32" Waist-chan, also known as Fivehead or Forehead Bitch, is a new up-and-coming lolcow as courtesy via 4chan imageboards: /cgl/.

"Guys, it only looks bad because of the awkward angle and the lighting!"

"Gurl, that ain't cute"

Introduction to 32" Waist-chan

32" Waist-chan hails from Worcester Massachusetts. She is a shapely, sexy, and cute young girl and she wants you all to know about it; as evidenced by her multiple samefagging attempts across various boards. Despite claiming to be only 20 years old (lies, she is 23) She wants all of you losers to know about how she is fluent in over 9000 languages, some of which includes English, Japanese, German, Albanian, Spanish and French. So far she has ignored all users attempts to converse with her in her apparent native tongue, being only able to successfully demonstrate a basic grasp of one language; poor English.

Originally recognized to have been creeping around the various Pixyteri threads that infect 4chan's cosplay & lolita board, /cgl, she first gained notable interest when attempting to join in on the (literal) witch hunt, declaring herself to be 100% hotter then Pixyteri, and with a sexy, slimline 32" waist to boot. It was when she proceeding to post this image of her hot and sexy self that /cgl/ roared in collective LOL.

32" Waist-chan, as affectionately dubbed by her fans, would then spend the next 3 hours defending herself left, right and centre against the horde. She has since begun to backpedal furiously (possibly in an attempt to some inches off of that sex waist), striking out at Anon's for being cruel

See also

• Fat
• Cosplay
• Pixyteri
• Weeaboo
• Wapanese
• Delusional
• Attention_Whore
• Neo-classic-neko
• Unwarranted Self-Importance

Known Aliases and Accounts

Esmelove Vitidoux SorceressLUNA

• YouTube (Videos have been made private on account of mass butthurt, though the thumbnails can still be viewed on Google Videos)
• DeviantArt
• Last FM

Dear mods. Seriously don't delete this. If you visited /cgl/ you would understand, this bitch is beginning to rival even PT. There are some things I need to upload still, I have a whole page to write here.