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32" Waist Chan

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32" Waist-chan, also known as Fivehead or Forehead Bitch, is a new up-and-coming lolcow as courtesy via 4chan imageboards: /cgl/.

"Guys, it only looks bad because of the awkward angle and the lighting!"
"Gurl, that ain't cute"
"32" Waist-chan knows she is *Unsatiable*"
Aspiring manga artist, they always are aren't they?

Introduction to 32" Waist-chan

32" Waist-chan hails from Worcester Massachusetts. She is a shapely, sexy, and cute young girl and she wants you all to know about it; as evidenced by her multiple samefagging attempts across various boards.

Despite claiming to be only 20 years old (lies, she is 23), she claims to have already attained a certified degree in clinical psychology, seizure development, computing science and the magic that is overclocking! This was all proven by her when she submitted copy & pasted excerpts from Wikipedia as great displays of her knowledge.

She wants all of you losers to know about how she is fluent in over 9000 languages, some of which includes English, Japanese, German, Albanian, Spanish and French. So far she has ignored all users attempts to converse with her in her apparent native tongue, being only able to successfully demonstrate a basic grasp of one language; poor English. Originally recognized to have been creeping around the various Pixyteri threads that infect 4chan's cosplay & lolita board, /cgl, she first gained notable interest when attempting to join in on the (literal) witch hunt, declaring herself to be 100% hotter then Pixyteri, and with a sexy, slimline 32" waist to boot. It was when she proceeding to post this image of her hot and sexy self that /cgl/ roared in collective LOL.

 
"PT has a 32 inch waist? Now THIS is a 32 inch waist!"


32" Waist-chan, now affectionately dubbed by her fans, would then spend the next 3 hours defending herself left, right and centre against the horde. Refusing to accept any form of legitimate advice warning her to quit whilst ahead or face repercussion, she begun to backpedal furiously (possibly in an attempt to some inches off of that sexy waist), striking out at Anon's for being cruel


uhheyanons dasfdershablahisay.. thats no.. thats a definnalya nonwarning sign that u guys have nuthin better to do isanit


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    32" Waist-chan discovered as having being a cunt long before her /cgl/ debut.
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    Posted around the time all those legitimate sexy 7/10 ratings came flooding in.
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    It's okay when she disses PT so long as she isn't in the firing line.
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    Double standards
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    Delusion at it's finest
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    Quick tutorial for dry/irritated skin... not sure if want.
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    We're all just playing into her hands, for truly she is a master troll.
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    Youtube profile screencap, revealing her real age.
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    Guys, this isn't cosplay related... well, now it is.
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    Shut up all of you, she is symmetrical.
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Known Aliases and Accounts

  • Esmelove
  • Vitidoux
  • SorceressLUNA
  • tokugawa
  • geraniumforest
  • Fuck you all, I'm the only徳川 !SmLia6HiHA


See also

 

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