Inuboy1000/Chatlogs

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Shortened version of Inuboy's chatlogs, all his vidya game and Chris sperging removed. Ironically enough, Inuboy consider's Bluespike gay and fail for having sex talk with Chris, but had no trouble doing the same himself.

<Isamuken188>She says I have the biggest dick (aside from one guy) out of all the guys shes been with.

<Isamuken188>Sometimes my dick has trouble getting in her. and lol condoms ruin sex.

<Ocular-Penetration>cant you make her wet?

<Isamuken188>I make her orgasm like about... 7 times in total in one day.

<Ocular-Penetration>before sex, tard!

<Isamuken188>7 times I made her orgasm.

<Isamuken188>O.o

<Isamuken188>She says I'm the best she's had. 

<Isamuken188>"It feels really huge"-My gf during sex.

<Isamuken188>My hand smelled like her vag one one day. 

<Ocular-Penetration>I wonder if you realize women can be faking it when they just want to get over with it

<Isamuken188>Faking what?

<Isamuken188>She usually lets me finish first. 

<Isamuken188>We just went out that day, she usually doesn't have sex with guys as much as me.

<Isamuken188>Yeah, we had been talking for a week.

<Ocular-Penetration>What was the first and second suspension for anyway?

<Ocular-Penetration>You mentioned something about a fight

<Isamuken188>The first was getting in a fight with someone (cuz they were choking me) and the second because I was arguing with some girl over Skype.

<Isamuken188>She called the cops on me too. My mom sucks at defending me btw. 

<Ocular-Penetration>So tell us about your relationship with your girlfriend

<Isamuken188>I was just casually talking to her (about my suspension she wanted to kick the girl I argued with ass). I just talked about how I'm not good with women and get used, she said the same and said she needed someone to just mess around with at one point she said she was ugly. I told her "No you're not", and after that she just started using smiley faces.

<Isamuken188>And a lot more emoticons, so I sorta knew she wanted me (women online usually do that when they start liking me in a way).

<Isamuken188>She said I could be her snuggle buddy. 

<Ocular-Penetration>So...how's your foreplay?

<Isamuken188> Foreplay?

<Ocular-Penetration>especially if she's more experienced, she should have adviced you to do something

<Isamuken188>Actually... I was the only guy she did it on the first day with...

<Ocular-Penetration>I mean, if you have feelings for her, you prolly dont want her to bleed by going in dry

<Isamuken188>she

*long silence*

<Isamuken188>She's not really judgmental or prejudice. She says I'm really good, even when we're not fucking.

<Ocular-Penetration>eh...

<Ocular-Penetration>So what sort of women do you like?

<Isamuken188>Most women body wise are pretty hot.

<Isamuken188>Especially naked.

<Ocular-Penetration>Okay, describe your girlfriend

<Isamuken188>Well she has three piercing (one on nose two on mouth).

<Isamuken188>She's a size d (boobs0.

<Isamuken188>Boobs.

<Isamuken188>Sorta big waisted, but that's because at one point she was pregnant (not with mine way before me).

<Isamuken188>Why doesn't Chris realize these women are trolls? makes no sense.