Theft

Theft can refer to:

1. Niggers
2. Icon theft - Stealing your precious LJ icon.
3. Leeching
4. Tracing - Art theft.
5. Carding - Using illegally obtained credit card numbers to buy shitloads of free merch; a prerequisite to claiming haxor.
6. Ebaumsworld - Steal flash content and making ad revenue off of it.
7. Todd Goldman - Like ebaumsworld, only they make shirts with stolen content.
8. Quentin Tarantino - Steals entire parts from obscure Hong-Kong action flicks.
9. Niggers
10. Looting - IS RACIST
11. Bike theft - Practiced primarily, but not exclusively, by niggas
12. Identity theft - You're fucked.
13. Plagiarism - Copy & paste from Wikipedia to gain that degree!
14. Lolcats - Stealing from imbeciles is the lowest form of theft.
15. Niggers - Niggers.
16. Welfare and Social Security/Disability Payments (cf. Fibromyalgia, Asperger's Syndrome and various mental disorders)
17. Pyramid Schemes - Exactly like Multi-Level Marketing, except without the hassle of marking up near-worthless trinkets.
18. Niggers

Furries haet art theft.

Niggas have been stealing since At least 100 years ago. NOTE: This bindle is made from the same cotton he picked last week. How ironic...

People can steal stuff and sell it for money, or skip the middle man and go straight for the goods.

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