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Howler

 
Eye witness accounts helped us sketch this art that shows the actual Yiffing that took place between Jewlion and Howler.

Howler is the biggest joke to ever befall 711chan, He is basically a second rate Lorf, He tries to use furry to troll but it just makes him look like the huge furfag he really is. He can often be seen in 711chan IRC making some of the worst jokes and attempts at trolling you have ever seen.

Howler's Fursona

Howler is a proud wolf. Like many wolves, Howler typically spends his Saturday nights hunting down small rodents in his parent's back yard, and then refusing to eat them since he is also a complete faggot, and blood makes him cry. He will spend the rest of his time role playing on Furcadia, whilst attempting to coax young 711channers into cybersex on irc. Seeing as wolves are inferior to lions, jewlion has made Howler his bitch, and anally violates him everyday on irc. This makes Howler cry ;_;.

BackStory

When 711chan was just starting, A faggot decided to join the IRC, he then lurked there like a nigger lurks in front of a KFC. Eventually jewlion took notice of the writhing mass of yiff and scritch that is howler, and maybe because the planets were aligned just right that day, or possibly the amount of furry emanating off of howler influenced the space time continuum (much in the same way gravity does), but in any case, Howler can now ban you from 711chan.


Howler's Bed

 
Jewlion confirming his position as top furry

Howlers bed that he likes to yiff in http://www.711chan.org/bed/.

  • Howler likes to touch small animals.
  • Howler has a fetish for various foods.
  • Howler's still living with his Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.
  • Howler's fursona is like some fucking baby wolf that rapes dead babies or some shit like that.
  • Howler has the ability to detect a penis within 5000 miles of his current location.
  • Howler is the cancer that is killing 711chan.
  • Howler will spam your site with furry porn.
  • Howler wrote this entire wikipage because he is an attention whore who has been disowned by his own parents.
  • Howler is a virgin, The encounter with a wild raccoon that one time does not count.
  • Howler needs to gb2/bed/

See Also

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