Angelique DeSatanos

Angelique DeSatanos is an old lady who pretends to be young by playing on the internets all fucking day and being a total whore in her sad attempt to RP. She is also the mother of two children, and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway.

She's got that staaaaare, man

ZOMG PREGNANT?!

Rumor states that Nancy/Angelique is pregnant with yet ANOTHER kid, therefore proving that falling asleep post cyber sex CAN get you pregnant. Further speculation as to whether she will give up parental rights to this little crotch dropping or whether it will be snatched away remains to be seen.