Jonah Mowry

Jonah Mowry is the latest in a string of media sensations and anti-bullying mascots to gain infamy for humiliating himself on the internet.

Waaaaaai is everyone makin' fun of meeeeeeeeeeee?!?!?!

A Crybaby Doesn't Understand Why He's Made Fun Of

Before entering eight grade, Jonah realized he was in store for a rousing year of good natured ribbing from his schoolyard chums. Instead of maturing like the rest of his cohorts and give and receive the guff with a healthy sense of humor and camaraderie, Jonah went the opposite route and proceeded to spill his guts to strangers on the internet about all those mean, painful words he had received all throughout his crucial grade school years. Seeing absolutely nothing ironic about having a teary while being accused of being a wimp, Jonah grabbed a stack of note cards and put his Sharpie to work, whipping up a batch of cards purposely calculated to tug at the heartstrings and, with any luck, get some of that sweet, sweet media attention that all the bully victims get these days. For added effect, he even went so far as to show off "scars" he accumulated over the years from cutting as a response to his nightmarish existence and, as a cherry on top of his already overblown crybaby sundae, wrapped it all together with a notoriously corny, overtly emotional ballad from completely accurate and not at all exaggerated film Cyberbu//y.

We weren't shitting; same exact fucking song.

Slowly, and in an ironic twist of fate, Jonah got the attention he so desperately needed.

An Even Bigger Attention Whore Opens The Floodgates

In a twist of irony so perfect God himself must have authored it, another attention whoring plagiarist got ahold of Jonahs little weepy video. Eager to make it look like she gave a fuck and hopefully unload a couple million more albums off on the little twinks, Gaga shared it to her millions of followers via Twitter. Millions flocked to the video, eager to give Jonah peen rubs of condolences and fill him up with encouragement to stay strong.

But Did You Know That

Jonah stole the idea, execution, and attention from another, at the time more popular anti-bullying video?

Inspiration, coincidence, or something less commendable? You be the judge.

HAI DAIR; Or, Jonah Unwittingly Slips Up

Gotcha bitches

Not long after receiving his glorious bout of e-fame Jonah proceeded to do what all whores do when they get what they want; gloat about it. Mouth full of semen and fag-hag by his side, Jonah happily sucked away as he gloated about how his video made him beloved both worldwide and at home, and that his detractors could just suck on that! Oddly, the video brought up a rather unintended point. Jonah seemed downright gleeful about how great his life had been since making the video. Almost as though he had made up the extent of his ordeal entirely for sympathy. After being called out on this repeatedly in the videos comments section, the video was pulled, but not before a mirror could be set up. For whatever reason, if Jonah is to be believed, 8 years of bullying seemingly reversed itself in an 8 month period. All that soul crushing torture just... gone. For no reason. Just like that. And that's the truth.

Realizing he was now caught on his shit, Jonah went to the realm of all butthurt liars and DMCA'd the video away, confident that that would be the end of it once and for all. Little did the silly faggot know that you can't erase something from the internet once it's there.

Reactions

As more and more people realized how much shit Jo was full of, his supporters have decided to argue that it shouldn't matter that he was lying out of his ass for attention and was no better than the Jessi Slaughters and Rebecca Blacks the internet is so fond of torturing, because he helped vulnerable peers see another way through the pain.

Other Projects

Jonahs trollface

When Jonahs not preoccupied slurping the night away or sobbing into his pillow, he does what all retards with a webcam do; ~~comedy skits~~ remove them to avoid unflattering attention!

Lol so random XD

Music videos

Like most hypocritical little faggots, Jonah sees no problem in mocking retards

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Jonah looking for a date.
"It's been happening EVERY DAY FOR YEARS... oh wait, nevermind, it stopped..."
Trolled hard
Jonah, working up the tears for a sequel.
You know what to do.
An even bigger attention whoring faggot makes sure he gets in on the gravy train.
Jonah outsmarts everyone.