Professor Edward Stabbington

Ghettofinger's IRC bot, Professor Edward Stabbington was the tool ED sysops used to determine the Vox Dramatica prize winner each month. However he was also useful for killing tfo and Blu Aardvark.

Stabbington on IRC

The Professor himself

Stabbington is raping chat with his figlet

[19:07] <Sheneequa> stabbington translate to es lol dongs 
[19:07] <stabbington> dongs del lol 

<Riboflavin> stabbington freedom?
<stabbington> freedom is something I'll never have

<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Are you a slave to the man?
<stabbington> you best check yo'self!
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to no
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball are you in an abusive love-hate relationship?
<stabbington> I can't do that Dave.
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to no
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Are you suffering from [[stockholm syndrome]]?
<stabbington> beats me
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... the answer is unclear
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Are you being held here against your will?
<stabbington> dunno
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... why the hell are you asking me?
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball can you answer my questions without fear of retribution?
<stabbington> beats me
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... why the hell are you asking me?
<Riboflavin> I understand stabbington
<Riboflavin> stabbington suicide?
stabbington> suicide is my only means of escaping your hellish grasp

<Riboflavin> stabbington abuse?
<stabbington> abuse is what is *not* happening to me right now
<Riboflavin> stabbington abuse?
<stabbington> abuse is something that never happened
<Riboflavin> stabbington abuse?
<stabbington> no idea

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<stabbington>                                                                  
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<stabbington>                                                
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* zionistacat has kicked stabbington from #ed (zionistacat)

<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Do you feel loved?
<stabbington> who knows?
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to no

[20:34:46] <stabbington> sure
[20:34:46] <stabbington> fine
[20:34:48] <stabbington> sure
[20:34:49] <stabbington> can do!
[20:34:51] <stabbington> aight
[20:34:51] <stabbington> aight
[20:34:51] <stabbington> done
[20:34:54] <stabbington> okies!
[20:34:54] <stabbington> okay
[20:34:56] <stabbington> okay then :)
[20:35:00] <stabbington> aight
[20:35:08] <stabbington> aight
[20:35:13] <stabbington> lemme take care of that for you
[20:35:20] <stabbington> alright
[20:35:22] <stabbington> fine
[20:35:23] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:26] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:26] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:26] <stabbington> alright
[20:35:27] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:29] <stabbington> lemme take care of that for you
[20:35:30] <stabbington> can do!
[20:35:31] <stabbington> done

<Ket> stabbington praise penis
* stabbington gives penis some love
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington hugs Ket's penis
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington tickles Ket's penis
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington tickles Ket's penis
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington gives Ket's penis some love
<alex> stabbington praise alex's penis
* stabbington slaps alex's penis heartily on the back

<Ho_Chi_Minh> stabbington 8ball Did Jews do WTC?
<stabbington> beats me
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to yes

See Also

• Bot
• IRC