Mario Laudicina

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Mario Laudicina (a.k.a. Mario Laudike) is an Argentinian racketeer disguised as an entrepeneur, especialised in creating one-man startups for getting people's money by promising them awesome products like $50 helicopters. He is also an e-detective, blocking everyone who criticizes his videos at youtube and suing them if they are Argentinian under copyright laws and defamation (He is pro ALL CAPS, as well).

Autobiography

He is such a succesful man that he had to write his own biography mentioning himself in third person while he created 3 new academic careers and two new technologies in IT because that is how succesful men roll.

All statements below are fully sic. (Typos are adapted from spanish to english, translator's comments are between brackets)

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Mario Laudicina Spinnato (Mendoza, Argentina, February 17 of 1981) bet [best] known as Mario Laudicina is a half italic-half argentinian entrepeneur. Son of the Civil Engineer Juancarlos Laudicina and the architect [also a masculine noun in the original language, thus being a son between two men] Ermanna Spinnato with italian citizenship they moved in Argentina during WWII. Grandson of the internationally recognized painters and sculptors Salvatore Spinnato and Piera Lombardo. [there are no punctuation symbols in this text because he does not know how to use them]

Mario Laudicina at the age of 7, in the year 1988 cam [came] back to Rome, Italy with his family, where he studed [studied] in superscalar arquitecture [architecture] and graded [graduated] as a system analyst in 2002 June.

While his studies [he studied] in the 1998 [he] development [developed] 2 technologes [technologies] called DMH (Dinamic [Dynamic] Memory Handling) and FCT (Floating Cache Technology) for optimizing the internal use of the proccessors' memory and increase the access capacity to the ram memory from the proccessor (CPU). These technologes [technologies] were evaluated by people at the Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (AMD) which is the second mundial company producer of compatible microproccessors x86 and x64.

Mario Laudicina, ater [after] graduating he changed [moved] to Spain for studing the spanish language and then to England, USA and Canda [Candada] for sutding the English language until year 2004.

In August of 2004 he changed [moved] to his contry [country] and county of origin, Mendoza, Argentina, where he fded [founded] the Lotux Informatica [Informática] enterprise. This enterprise was founded with the objective to offer informas [informatic] services of mxium [maximum] quality. In December of 2005, the enterprise Lotux rched [reached] its mxium [maximum] growth and it was temporally recognized in Mendoza county as one of the best product quality and client service enterprise.

Mario Laudicina and the enterprise Lotux Informtics [Informatics] were aso [also] locally recongized and in certain international level because of the development of an experimantal operative system called Lotux Neon which is semi-compatible with programs for Windows and it noticed because of its easyness to use and stability. This operative system but it was left very limited in its distribution because of grave incompatibilities with the multimedial [multimedia] libris [libraries] Direct X of Microsoft which are required for execusting a great nubero [number] of software product [productos].

Since Lotux infortica [informatics] was founded was closed and reopened 2 times because of the presupuesto [budget] permanently limited and unfavorable ecmocas [economic] conditions in the contry [country] and a first-world-marketing strategy which couldn't have suses [success] in Argentina.

Mario Laudicina definitely clsd [closed] the doors of Lotux Iformatcs [Informatics] the 2nd of April 2007 and he changed [moved] definitely to the United States in May 2007 where actually this [he is now] proyecting [projecting] the new building of the Lotux emterprise in the city of Salt Lake City in the state of Utah for restore the same enterprise, services and a new improved versn [version] of the operative system before developed in Argentina.

Mario laudicina job [worked] in several ctris [countries], sectors and different fields and he rzed [recognized] in a poltcal [politica] work of a conservatice-progressist type which he called Declation [Declaration] for the Security of Future.

Gibberish, huh? But... why are there weird words that have nothing to do with the sentences? In Spanish, there are these retarded symbols like ´, that in most times, when forgotten, they change the word's meaning. That's why english is the best language.

Enterprises

Since Mario is the example of a successful entrepeneur, all of his known enterprises are worth to mention here. Take them as an example and you will PROFIT!!! in short time.

Lotux

Lotux is an enteprise focused on IT solutions, its flagship product is the Lotux-series OS, like Lotux NEON 3D. They have developed the first hybrid OS among Linux's stability, FreeBSD's security, Mac OS' usability and Windows' compatibility.

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Vehicle Distribution

Oh my gosh... a car available in every colour known to man... and you must use a helmet because it is damn fast. It cannot be a trap, nope, not at all.