Mario Laudicina

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Mario Laudicina^✡ (a.k.a. Mario Laudike) is an Argentinian racketeer disguised as an entrepeneur, especialised in creating one-man startups for getting people's money by promising them awesome products like $50 helicopters. He is also an e-detective, blocking everyone who criticizes his videos at youtube and suing them if they are Argentinian under copyright laws and defamation (He is pro ALL CAPS, as well).

What a lovely family.

Autobiography

He is such a succesful man that he had to write his own biography mentioning himself in third person while he created 3 new academic careers and two new technologies in IT because that is how succesful men roll.

All statements below are fully sic. (Typos are adapted from spanish to english, translator's comments are between brackets)

What is the bullshitometre saying?

Mario Laudicina Spinnato (Mendoza, Argentina, February 17 of 1981) bet known as Mario Laudicina is a italic-half argentinian entrepeneur. Son of the Civil Engineer Juancarlos Laudicina and the architect Ermanna Spinnato with italian citizenship they moved in Argentina during WWII. Grandson of the internationally recognized painters and sculptors Salvatore Spinnato and Piera Lombardo.

Mario Laudicina at the age of 7, in the year 1988 cam back to Rome, Italy with his family, where he studed in superscalar arquitecture and graded as a systems analyst in 2002 June.

While his studies in the 1998 development 2 technologes called DMH (Dinamic Memory Handling) and FCT (Floating Cache Technology) for optimizing the internal use of the proccessors' memory and increase the access capacity to the ram memory from the proccessor (CPU). These technologes were evaluated by people at the Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (AMD) which is the second mundial company producer of compatible microproccessors x86 and x64.

Mario Laudicina, ater graduating he changed to Spain for studing the spanish language and then to England, USA and Canda for sutding the English language until year 2004.

In August of 2004 he changed to his contry and county of origin, Mendoza, Argentina, where he fded the Lotux Informatica enterprise. This enterprise was founded with the objective to offer informas services of mxium quality. In December of 2005, the enterprise Lotux rched its mxium growth and it was temporally recognized in Mendoza county as one of the best product quality and client service enterprise.

Mario Laudicina and the enterprise Lotux Informtics were aso locally recongized and in certain international level because of the development of an experimantal operative system called Lotux Neon which is semi-compatible with programs for Windows and it noticed because of its easyness to use and stability. This operative system but it was left very limited in its distribution because of grave incompatibilities with the multimedial libris Direct X of Microsoft which are required for execusting a great nubero of software product.

Since Lotux infortica [informatics] was founded was closed and reopened 2 times because of the presupuesto [budget] permanently limited and unfavorable ecmocas [economic] conditions in the contry [country] and a first-world-marketing strategy which couldn't have suses [success] in Argentina.

Mario Laudicina definitely clsd [closed] the doors of Lotux Iformatcs [Informatics] the 2nd of April 2007 and he changed [moved] definitely to the United States in May 2007 where actually this [he is now] proyecting [projecting] the new building of the Lotux emterprise in the city of Salt Lake City in the state of Utah for restore the same enterprise, services and a new improved versn [version] of the operative system before developed in Argentina.

Mario laudicina job [worked] in several ctris [countries], sectors and different fields and he rzed [recognized] in a poltcal [politica] work of a conservatice-progressist type which he called Declation [Declaration] for the Security of Future.

Gibberish, huh? But... why are there weird words that have nothing to do with the sentences? In Spanish, there are these retarded symbols like ´, that in most times, when forgotten, they change the word's meaning. That's why english is the best language.

Enterprises

Since Mario is the example of a successful entrepeneur, all of his known enterprises are worth to mention here. Take them as an example and you will PROFIT!!! in short time.

Lotux

Lotux is an enteprise focused on IT solutions, its flagship product is the Lotux-series OS, like Lotux NEON 3D. They have developed the first hybrid OS among Linux's stability, FreeBSD's security, Mac OS' usability and Windows' compatibility. It has been sold via eBay and its spic cousin, MercadoLibre. Here is the reply from Mario to a potential client regarding this revolutionary OS:

It is in no way like vista.

“	IT IS DEVELOPD LIKE YOU SAID IN AN OWN CORE MADE OF SEVERAL TYPES OF CODES AND DIFFERENT LIBRARY STRUCTURES. THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT HYBRID. BECAUSE IT HAS QUALITIES FROM LINUX FREE BSD, SUSE LINUX, WINE, MAC OS AND MICROSOFT WINDOWS 2003. RIGHT, THE REGISTRY IS ENCRYPTED FOR NOT BEING INPROPIETARILY MODIFIED MANTAINING THE SYSTEM QUICK, STABLE AND SECURE. BUT NOT ALL THE REGISTRY KEYS ARE BLOCKED. THE KEYS NEEDED FOR THE TYPICAL SOFTWARE OFFICE, MULTIMEDIA AND COMMERCIAL USE INSTALLATION IT HAS A MORE THAN ENOUGH ACCESS FOR LEAVING IT INSTALLED. THERE ARE NOT ANY TEST VERSIONS OF THE SYSTEM. WE PREFER TO SELL IT AT A VERY LOW PRICE BEFORE SELLING IT EXPENSIVE WITH TEST VERSIONS. IT IS VERY HARD FOR OUR CLIENTS HAVING TO RESINTALL A SOFT OR HAVING TO ACTIVE IT AFTER A LIMITED TIME USE. ALL THE SIMILITIES THAT THIS SYSTEM HAD WITH WINDOWS VISTA WERE TOTALLY OVERCAMED WITH A TOTALLY NEW 3D ENVIRONMENT FROM WHERE CAN SEE IMAGES IN THE WEBSITE OF LOTUX WITH ARGENTINIAN EXTENSION. THIS OPERATIVE SYSTEM WAS DESIGNED FOR BEING BETTER AND SUPERIOR OF THE REST OF THE COMPETENCE.	„

AustralyS

AustralyS (best known as AUSTRALYS) is an enterprise made from Mario's need to stop making replicas of the Lamborghini, he felt like he had to achieve a higher standard of quality, and cutting down actual cars height, because of "economic, aerodynamic and gravitational issues". AustralyS is also known because of their active support to the International Red Cross, even providing helicopters for the Italian Government because of an earthquake in an unknown italian location.

Vehicle Distribution

AustralyS has developed a new car model called the "HàlcyoN", which is an electric car that can be plugged to a simple standard wall socket and it can be charged in less than 20 minutes. It is manufactured in every colour known to man and you can turn it on by simply swiping your ID card in front of the multitouch dashboard (cf. Mario Laudicina#R+D).

Oh my gosh... a car available in every colour known to man... and you must use a helmet because it is damn fast. It cannot be a trap, nope, not at all.

He has shown his skills at 3D rendering by submitting a car commerical made of his very own self-made renders.

lol   “   All argentinian users that defame or write insults in this channel will be blocked. We are seriously tired of the niggers and the lazy fucks and resentful argentina...   „

Also, they manufacture helicopters and jets, but they must be paid in advance because of "aeronautical security reasons".

Internet Services Reselling

Because selling fake cars isn't enough, he created a gigantic clusterfuck of services under the "AustralyS Group" brand, among with those, there was a small ISP, AustralyS Internet. AustralyS Internet is just a reseller of home internet connections from major ISPs with "tweaked functions", like sniffing all your traffic, getting a motherfucking 3D mode that no ones knows how it does work and a god awful homepage, which "omg reflections" on it, because every design that has reflections is a good design, right?

After you have signed the contrat (thus, literally, selling your soul to Satan), the internet service will work ok until 3 weeks pass. When that happens, the service will start to be intermitent and Mario will tell you that your bills are late/you are downloading illegal content/you failed to comply with X contract clause. And if you choose to terminate your contract, he will stalk you, use the stored passwords he got via sniffing your network, post your dox and send you hate mail that explains how much of a whitey he is and that you are "a fucking aboriginal nigger-spic".

Dramas