Color

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Color (or colour if you're a Britfag) is the singular form of colors.

Examples

Black and White

 
Black and white, just chillin'.

Quite a common debate among the sorts of people who spend long periods of time thinking about color, such as scientists and your faggot art teacher, is whether or not white and black count as colors.

Some argue that black does not count as a color because, scientifically, colors are generated by light and because black is an absence of light, black is not a color. Similarly, because white is a blended combination of all colors, it therefore is a color. However, this is obvious bullshit that those people are likely just using as a means of justifying their own racism, because if black wasn't a color, how come they make black crayons? Huh? And how come, though they do make white crayons, nobody ever bothers to use them because paper's white anyway? Huh? HUH? WHO'S NOT A COLOR NOW, YOU SHITS!

Checkmate, atheists.

Gallery Of Color

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Recolored Food & Products

Everyone generally strives to be a unique little snowflake in one way or another and as most Americans are fixated on gorging themselves to the point of terminal obesity, it's no surprise that a great deal of effort, time and money is wasted in trying to produce "unique" food stuffs. Sold at incredibly jacked up prices of course to rape people's wallets by exploiting that base level need to be special.

One of the most common as well as the cheapest methods and means of achieving this is simply by changing the color of a particular product. Whether through selective breeding, genetic manipulation or simply via the use of coloring agents, it's a great way to make an old product "new" again and to get people forking on out buttloads of cash.

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Colored Circuit Boards

Primarily coming out of Japan (no surprise), colored circuit boards are all the rage right now amongst trendy tweenage computer enthusiasts who want their systems to look like an all night rave party shit all over them.

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