Tosh's Law
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Common knowledge but named after tosh because he is a big mugu that can't even get laid with a hot lawyer girl that begs him to eat her pussy.
Tosh's Corollary
Created by tosh, it states that people who wear clever t-shirts are retards. Applies to every customer of websites such as T-shirt Hell.
