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California fetus

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So Last Thursday, some faggot was walking around the wilderness of California and stumbled upon a stray fetus. Why this isn't particularly out of the ordinary for the average Californian, this fetus was exceptional to say the least. Discovered by a woman, in November of 2015 this fetus was potentially not of this Earth. Proving that California is the Sodom and Gomorrah of the entire universe.

What did it look like?

While its uncertain what kind of alien it may or may not be, we are certain it came from your mother. It had two legs a lumpy head and hooves on its two feet. It also had wet leathery skin like that of a frog and thin tiny eyes.

 
the fetus in question


Theories on what it may be

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