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Call of Duty: Ghosts
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
From the fags who brought you the game where using only the knife was a viable tactic, where Grenades trumped everything even at close range, and recoilless pissy noob sprayers brings you their latest asspulled game yet;
Call of Duty: Ghosts
Yep, Infinity Whore'd returns to one-up Treyarch once more by adding super realistic tactics and graphics all to be released on the ghey Xbox one (Yep srsly that's the new Xbox title)
Meaningfully titled Ghosts because no living mortal will play the game, here's what we've got on it, so far.
Weapons
The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.
Assault Rifles
- AAC Honey Badger: Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
- APS Underwater rifle: Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
- MTAR: Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
- FAL:
Moar like fail, amirite?Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured. - CZ-805: Stupid ACR ripoff.
- G3: If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.
Other Shit
- UMP45: Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
- Red Dot Sight: Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection? If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
- Silencer: Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.
See Also
- Call of Duty, A link to all the other faggy games.
- Battlefield, a pile of shit that rips of these games.
- Faggot, a requirement for being an Activision Executive.
