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Fake Christians
Fake christians may refer to two things, it may either be a troll who pretends to be a christian in order to extract lulz from conserlatives, or it may be a person who simply claims to be a christian but does not participate in any Christian activities. The last mentioned always have a completely wrong concept of the bible and often confuse Christianity for a cult.
On the internet
On the internet, fake Christians are most commonly 13-year-old-boy who have ADHD and pray to God every time someone says they are going to h4x them. They can often be found on deviantart and forums with less than 50 active users, recognizable by the fact that they probably have something similar to "IM A CHRISTIAN COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR SIGNATURE IF U R A CHRISTAN DONT COPY AND PASTE UF U LEIK SATEN" in their signature. They try to be as Christian as possible, but end up looking like total retards because they:
- Quote the bible in every post they make.
- Threaten to make God PWN you if they don't agree with you.
- Have a biblical picture as an avatar.
In any sense, fake Christians are a good source of lulz because they are easily trolled. Fake Christians take religion far more serious than any normal member of any religion does; not even muslims are this easy to offend. If they so much as see a thread regarding religion they will go into a nazi RAGE and bash all other religions expecting to convert everyone because they think they are just as good speakers as Hitler. If your target turns out to not be easy to troll, you have probably ran into a real Christian, you fucking n00b.
Good ways to troll them includes
- Spam "GOD IS DEAD" and "JESUS IS A CUNT"
- Say you're an Atheist.
- Say you're a Muslim.
- Say you're a Buddhist.
- Say you're a Hindu.
- Disagree with them.
- Say something (yes, it is that easy]
- Question the bible in any way.
- Ask if they are gay.
/b/ackup is not needed here, because regardless of who, what, or when you say it, they will hit ALL CAPS and express their bullshit.
Fake Christians vs Christfags
Despite their similar nature and tendencies, fake Christians differ from regular Christfags in many ways, the most important one being that Christfags actually believe in god, while fake Christians are simply underage Agnostics who think Jesus was a superhero. Another difference is that regular Christfags don't bash anyone with opinions different from their own.
