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Aaron Alexis

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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who wasn't afraid of naviy.

As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods.

One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.

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