Dislikes

Ever wanted to show your approval of something being shit in just one simple click? Ever wanted to instantly make a like whores anus throb? Meet Dislikes. Obviously, this button of mass destruction will only cause lulz when the victim thinks likes are srs business, which fortunately, is almost everyone on the internet. Without dislikes, expressing sorrow or discomfort on something found unfortunate such as the death of Osama bin laden, or the fact that hitler didn't finish the job would be some-what difficult. This is why Facebook not implementing the dislike button has caused massive amounts of FAIL on numerous occasions. Fortunately, even on those places without dislike buttons, you can still show how shitty their posts are by just not liking it all. Unfortunately however, the dislike button can be abused just as its brother due to people disliking posts because of clear butthurt. Honestly though, you shouldn't give a fuck whether people dislike or like you in the first place, because in reality they most likely don't even fucking like you either way.

Reasons why People disliked your post

1. Your post is so terrible or unfunny that the person reading it had to remove their greasy sausage fingers from their cock and dislike your post.
2. You made some one fucking furious over something you posted and caused them to smash their hands repeatedly over the mouse hovering the dislike button.
3. Some faggot is trolling you and is expecting a lulzy response. You can immediately kill his apparent turn on by ignoring it and not responding at all
4. REPOST FAGGOT!
5. The person hates you for no fucking reason and wants to show that by virtually disliking your post
6. You have liked something that person did not like
7. The person still hates you over that thing you did years ago and will not let it go.

Dislike Spammers

THE IRONY...IT HURTS.

Dislike spammers are faggots who get some kind of sick kick by disliking posts for no fucking reason at all. Or possibly the dislike button has just been implemented in the place they commonly lurk at and they have turned batshit insane over it. Most of them are proud of their work as they see the number of dislikes given as a trophy, or an indication of their apparent gayness. Though they all believe they are doing Gods glorious work and have earned themselves a sweet spot into the pearly gates of heaven in the day of the Rapture, which is stupid god doesn't allow faggots in heaven. The only way to kill these faggots is by ignoring their posts until they realize that the thousands of hours they spend disliking posts was in vain because you're not giving them any reaction at all.

On the other hand dislike whores are people who enjoy receiving dislikes, They are commonly the most classiest of the faggots on a website, as their shitposts are inevitable. No evidence has been found to prove they exist.

EDF2

For the longest time the only way to show dislike to a post on EDF2 was by not liking it all, ignoring it, or commenting on how blatantly shitty it is. This all changed last Thursday when known faggot administrator, Scampini, implemented the dislike button. Instantly people started abusing this system and the some of the members worries on whether others like them or not was soon uncovered. Predictable as it is stupid, dislike spammers came on the scene and made the people who have never heard of ignore wish Scampini installed a "don't receive dislike alerts". button. In the end, this simple implementation has caused much butthurt and lulz in the EDF2 forum and possibly some day, a revolution.

See Also

• Irony
• EDF2
• Likes
• Facebook
• Butthurt

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