Honest Abe

SA moderator

Honest Abe (Powerword: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a Men's Rights Activist and Something Awful moderator. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at Star Trek conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he did, he's friends with Aatrek (Powerword: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a disgraced moderator.

Astrek

Astrek was a member of SA since 2004 and a moderator for the last 5 years until October 21, 2013. Like Honest Abe, he was an obsessive trekkie that nobody could stand because he dominated every Star Trek related discussion. Should members challenge his superiority, he would attempt to drown them out with his opinions. Anyone who couldn't be beaten into submission would be sat down for a reasonable discussion. So he's just your average SA moderator, right?

Eventually he pissed off the wrong person and they decided to run a background check. When he was a young teenager, Aatrek was a babysitter to repeatedly raped an 8 year old girl. That's right, the forums that attacked Reddit for having pedophiles had one within their own ranks. Aatrek was thrown out of DA and disgraced for life.

Guilt by association

	“	with each new abe post in gbs, it becomes a little bit less necessary for a doxxing to show just what a pathetic, weird, unfunny, prissy, bitter, envious, spindly-armed, transition lenses and wrinkled out the package bright red shirt wearing, getting haircuts from mom as an adult, smilie compensation seeking, fag he is	„
	—Harry D Greek

	“	He's a smarmy little faggot douche and part of the current reason why the forum sucks, but nothing special.	„
	—Ozma Cures Libido

	“	Abe is one of the reasons GBS turned to shit over the years. His "ban anyone who is funny and taking attention away from me" scthick is terrible and I don't see why he wouldn't be fair game.	„
	—Launchpad McQuack

	“	Ok, I changed my mind. Abe is pozzed to shit, he needs a dose of internet errupting into his real life.	„
	—Ghostse

	“	ive been reading Abe's faggotry all over GBS 2.1 and I'm seriously this close of just burning my account by just going to town on his faggot ass he might seriously be worse than momza, she's mostly destroying the forums by letting unfunny shit happen, he's actively doing his best to make it all about him and stifle anything that he doesn't find worthy	„
	—cis scum

	“	I'm holding out for Abe to have a Wilkins-esque meltdown. He's obviously a massively insecure little faggot, showing in the pathetic need he has for GBS to validate his existence. GBS, for fuck's sake. GBS.	„
	—Ozma Cures Libido

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Now for a moment reflect on President Obama, his friend Bill Ayers and pastor Jeremiah Wright. With Honest Abe's out of the way, members are now calling for his head because he isn't well liked, just like Astrek wasn't. Some have labeled Honest Abe a pedophile but at the moment this appears to be nothing more than guilt by association. A thread was started calling for the lynch mob to disperse but that didn't end so well.

At the moment no conclusions can be drawn except the drama about Honest Abe is far from over.

External links

•  caylenb
• A Particularly Heinous Mod: The Doxxing of Aatrek
• Stop Calling For Abe's Head

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