SaulSugerman

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Saul Sugerman is the patron saint of drama and pointless edit wars on the Davis Wiki, a wiki for the small college town of Davis, California. Notably, he insists on enforcing NPOV on Daviswiki, a non-NPOV wiki. Also, nothing makes him more enraged than Scandinavian furniture being sold at affordable prices in an assemble-it-yourself manner. As such, he has mounted a major campaign on Daviswiki to portray Ikea as the Devil, claiming that buying from them supports eating Jewish babies. The local Ikea has not even been built yet.

Destruction of the rainforest > eating jewish babies

scenes from a vicious editbattle

His contributions on the Daviswiki led to epic edit trench-warfare and the creation of the first ever talk page on that wiki. More recently, he has been pestering people about the content of the Ikea page on its talk page. Sugerman doesn't like to check his facts, leading others to observe "Dude, your ass must be SORE after pulling so much untruth out of it."

He is a firm believer that wikis are serious business, and he doesn't fear you (though this was deleted, so maybe now he does?). There is also an entire page dedicated to people arguing with him.

Some believe that SaulSugerman was created by the radioactive fallout and furtive sexual exploits of the Daviswiki Deepthroat / Fingercuffs Incident. Sugerman's offspring MatthewKeys only creates drama on his own vanity page, but he's still learning.