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StrangerWithCandy
StrangerWithCandy (Ilona B. Mikhov✡) is a butthurt DeviantART who fucking loves Mudkips so much that if you so much as DARE to think of posting pictures of her beloved kip she will flip a proverbial shit and fill your text fields with Over 9000 messages of nerd rage. Specifically, after an image of her depicting the loved Mudkipz was uploaded at Paheal, she instantly BAWWWed about her 'copyrights', and instead of even remotely politely asking it to be removed, she flamed, bitched, and cried "OMG, MY RIGHTS!!1!!1". After the image was removed, she ran back to her hugbox and posted a journal entry [1], where her fans inflated her already full-sized ego to previously unrecorded levels (proving that Mudkips are indeed, serious fucking business). A little known fact about StrangerWithCandy is that she and every single one of her friends are as black as the depths of space itself when in fact she is a Russian jew who often posts about the loads of drugs shes done recently or is addicted to. (which may or may not explain for her thirst for kip cock)
The Incident (In depth)
One day on the internet a member of Paheal was busy collecting 34s of all sorts to appease the many lazy fucks of 7chan's /34/ when he stumbled upon a picture of a Mudkip drawn in a playful position on DA. This user had much common sense and realized that people liek Mudkip and should be able to enjoy it in all its glory so this user downloaded the pic to his computer, uploaded it onto Paheal, and tagged it appropriately. Not to long after posting said pic some guy told the artist that her picture had been stolen for the purpose of profit (despite Paheal being free on every fucking level). This artist goes by the name of StrangerWithCandy and upon hearing the news shat bricks so hard that you couldn't tell her ass apart from goatse. Almost instantaneously StrangerWithCandy slammed head first into Paheal spewing words of butthurt and sodomy and demanding that her picture be taken down. Even though the Admins agreed that the image would be taken down she decided to pick out one admin and stalk him to the ends of the earth. Finally the picture was removed and StrangerWithCandy ran BAWWing back to DA writing lulzy journals telling her cohorts the evils of Team Rocket and how they stole her precious Mudkips and other various lies. Recently StrangerWithCandy or one of her few followers came onto ED under the username User:Spite170 and tried to delete everything. This user is a dumb shit who does not comprehend the word 'undo'.
Desperate for justice, SWC went as far as to accuse Paheal member Sarahsuke of art theft, in an attempt to rally her fantard army against her. When this tactic failed, she took matters into her own hands by "warning" commenters on Sarahsuke's DeviantART page. This also failed as SWC got bored and decided to go back to gloating about how she's the more mature person.
Quotes
—StrangerWithCandy, not realising what actually makes her a whiney baby | ||
—StrangerWithCandy, being an attention whore and misusing "pwnd" | ||
—StrangerWithCandy, comparing Pokemon to Bestiality and faking quotes | ||
—Soemele, on why he haets the kips | ||
Additional Notes
Ways to troll
- Ask her where she keeps her jew gold
- Ask her if mudkip cock tastes like mud
- 'Steal' her art
- Link her to 1 this or this
- Any basic act of trolling will probably get her pumped up and hungry for the cock.
Bitches Fucking LOVE Mudkips
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Also See
- Druggy
- Jew
- Paheal
- Deviantart
Links
- The site that rocked her world
The picture that rocked her worldBad Gateway- DA account that rocked her rocks
- Myspace Bullshit
- The sluts Facebook (Be warned that in order to troll her you'll need to join)
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