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Cheeyev
Cheeyev is the DeviantArt handle of newly-minted Lol-cow Elijah, a 15-year-old boy from the United States, who became notorious in late 2013 for being the most lulzy attention whore on the site since Chasethehedgehog. When he's not posting five journals a day whining about how much his life sucks, this emo fag likes to steal others' art. Oh, and he claims to have Asperger's Syndrome; surprise, surprise.
—Cheeyev himself, showing that of all the things you can call him, 'not self-aware' isn't one of them. |
Journals
Perhaps the thing that has made him most well-known. Cheeyev bombards his unsuspecting watchers with over 9,000 whiny rants, that are usually slight re-words of previous journals. Between January 1, 2014 and January 23, 2014, Cheeyev has posted exactly fifty journals, many titled "Vent" or "Semi-Vent", and others also being rants. These journals are filled to the brim with self-loathing and crybaby antics, but mostly are compliment-seeking screeds typical of camwhores.
Journals include his friend getting hacked, calling out other members for laughing at his art, his self-harming habits, sucking ass at Transformice, getting blocked by everyone among so so many vents, 'sorrys', and other aforementioned childish bullshit.
As of the end of January 2014, Cheeyev has 682 deviations on DeviantArt. Since the counter goes up when journals are posted, and Cheeyev has posted an astounding 439 of them, that means over 64% of all his deviations are journals, the vast majority of which are essentially the same thing (*sob*; butthurt; everyone hates me; boo hoo). Is this guy using DeviantArt to showcase "his" art, or just as a free, online psychiatrist's couch?
Art
Whether it consists of stolen pixel traces or shitty drawings, Cheeyev's art quality stays the same. Despite all his fans telling him how great it is, his response is similar to that of his journals. (See above.) Some commonly used words or phrases in the description of the drawings are: Godawful, butthurt, *sob*, and haters. His terrible attention seeking methods still baffle even the smartest of people. Maybe others are hesitant to insult it because of all of the disorders he claims he has.
—DeviantartConfessions member, on Cheeyev's bullcrap. |
Even Cheeyev Hates Cheeyev
Cheeyev engages in copious amounts of looking after himself. While he talks plenty about physically harming himself, threatening suicide and whatnot, it's the verbal self-deprecating comments in which he excels. Lest you think that Cheeyev only annoys you and other non-teenagers who read his writings, here is but a very small sampling (small because posting it all would take up too much bandwidth for EncycIopedia Dramatica to run properly) of what Cheeyev says about his own self.
— Cheeyev |
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Supporters
As with every attention whore on DeviantArt, Cheeyev has legions of adolescent fanboys at his beck and call, ready to do battle with anyone who besmirches his good name. Currently sitting at 1,204 watchers, this group, sometimes referred to as the 'Boo Hoo Brigade', will crapflood users whom Cheeyev calls out in his journals, against site rules. No matter how many journals their lord and savior pinches out of his anus, they never seem to catch on that it is he who is the problem.
On YouTube
Cheeyev recently joined JewTube. His first and so-far only video, posted on December 29, 2013, is the usual butthurt we've come to expect from our favorite tranny, just in audio form! Enjoy before it is bawleeted.
Gallery
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Cheeyev's lovely art.
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Not photoshopped.
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Cheeyev after his parents got sick of his spam journals.
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A collage of lulz.
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Cheeyev's creepy eyes prevent him from knowing how to rotate an image.
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Cats sometimes scratch.
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Well, the first step is admitting it.
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In the same quick flash in time: D.A. and E.D. simultaneously confirm Cheeyev is the Devil.
See Also
External Links
- Cheeyev's page of fail
- His YouTube page
- http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/ Cheeyev's journals. Updated daily
- Hater
- Probably Cheeyev's most hated enemy, despite doing nothing.
- Peels9765
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