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Smosh is a Gayest and most retarted collection of skits and music videos on Pornhub. The cast is composed of Anthony Padilla (a huge emo faggot) and Ian Hecox (a whiny piece of shit with a prepubescent voice.) They get over 9000 views per second, making them \\. Overall, they are somewhat notable for singing the theme song to Pokemon, and being easily mistaken for comedies due to their overwhelming level of senseless faggotry. You can help by befriending their fans, and reminding them how awesome Ian's IRL hair is.

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Gangsta.

Fanbase

 
Beware of this gurl (#1 fan). She might eat your asshole.

Fans of Smosh are all 13-year-old boys, John Cena fans or emo fucktards who desperately need attention. Once a Smosh fan reaches the age of 14, the immediately finds better things to watch, such as pron Impossible, as most fans will still watch this to get laid by hawt young girls. They will usually fap to their MySpace pictures and be disgusted that they were fapping to people like their fathers. All Smosh fans love leaving 9001 comments on each and every video, but since Smosh is rly famous and whatnot, they don't give a shit.

Smosh Ruins Daxflame

 
Normally this would hurt, but they don't call the guy thrusting Ian Smallcock for nothing.

One day, Smosh invited Gayflame to star with Lisa Nova and thepinekone in one of their videos.

Daxflame, once a fountain of lulz, was dried by the aids-filled towel of Smosh when he guest starred "3 [gay] Guys in a Hotel". He is currently afraid to show his face on JewTube after starring in an O.J. Simpson joke-filled episode of Zmawsh.

SO FUNNY AMIRITE?

How to Make a Smosh Video

  • Invite over your gay friend Steve.
  • Tape the two of you having buttsecks and cracking lame jokes with a video camera for approx. 5 minutes.
  • ????
  • PROFIT!
  • Bone dumb fans Get boned by Steve.

Also, be sure to make at least one O.J. Simpson joke in each clip. They're just hilarious.

Pokemon Theme Song

101 years ago, Smosh released a video on YouTube entitled "Pokemon Theme Song", in which they lip-synced the Pokemon theme song while having buttsecks. This video got 304987458sdrth98 views, until one day, Shogakukan Production Co. Ltd. b&'d it for violating copyright laws. Thousands of prepubescent fanboys became an hero.

LOLZ PAUSE AT 3:07. HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!

Smosh's Pokemon Theme Song video, re-uploaded under a different account. Got awarded the "most viewed video", reaching over 9000 views before being deleted.

ZOMG SMOSH SUSPENDED!!!

On July 31, 2008, smosh was suspended from YouTube for reasons unknown, although some argue that it was because of the gay pr0n vid they posted just a few minutes before their suspension, which consisted of them ejaculating into eachother's mouths. One hour later smosh was unsuspended, the pr0n was 'No Longer Available', probably because it deleted or made private.

What they're doing now

Now, Smosh are working on the best way to influence new gay fanboysto entrap them into subscribing to them. Many believe that it's going to involve a subliminal message saying "subscribe to us and you can buttrape us." Some argue It is a known fact that they are currently ripping off funnier shows like Ubsey Movies.

Smosh have been collaborating with screamo band I Set My Friends on Fire on a couple of original songs. The pairing fit, as I Set My Friends on Fire are completely talentless and acknowledge that their entire recording contract is a massive joke. Smosh are not that self aware and ISMFOF are probably just trolling them.

lol #2

Smosh leanrned that the little ounce of lulz wasnt enough for their gay fans. Their views started decreasing from millions to 100 thousands and soon became from #1 subscribed to #2 to nigahiga.(more like NigraHigra) In a desperate attempt to regain their crown they didnt know that lulz would ensue. They failed. They then got outsubbed by Fred, who is now the #1 most subbed on jewtube. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Yeah right we know you wanna be #1. I dont need to subscribe i can just check.


External Links

 

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