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HouseMDFan is a crazy lesbian Neo-Nazi bitch with a father in the CIA who was pwned by almost the entire population of the TXB Off-Topic Lounge after she was discovered to still hold ties to Neo-Nazi/Aryan Supremacy/Douchebag affiliations. She is also known to have an incredibly confident self-image and likes to suck on Hugh Laurie's vagina.

We have to come to view HouseMDFan as a crazy lesbian Neo-Nazi bitch for several reasons. A few of them are explained in this thread. It's also interesting to note that the user's avatar was of a German WWII-era Luger Pistol, which is commonly associated with crazy lesbian Neo-Nazi bitches.

Pwnal Rapeage

 
A chink-eyed Mexican is a neo-nazi?

The start of the pwnage all began when Lister, a prominent OTL member, posted a thread which showed an external link to a Neo Nazi website of which HouseMDFan, a member of the OTL community, was registered. And so began the now legendary barrage of pwning... But first, a little more insight into the history of HouseMDFan's account with TXB.

Members of the OTL quickly began to assemble a strike force against HouseMDFan. Raptor, a senior member who has a really fucking scary ability to find personal information on anyone he wishes to, found, stunningly, personal information concerning HouseMDFan.

MyArcadePlanet in particular was spammed by several members of the OTL. Mooma, an incredibly cunning and intelligent forum member, also managed to attain an account on the MAP forum thanks to MissAndDie96, another OTL member. After attaining the account, this incredibly daring and virtuous member committed an act of fucking awesomeness. He posted several Last Measure links masked as various random items and was banned, but not soon enough. What a fucking awesome dude. He will be eternally praised, as will the entire OTL.

Not only has she had her tight little ass hole ripped apart on these various forums, but not too long ago she was anally perforated on the Xbox 360 Forum(X3F).Many of the forums posters raged in fury and went to other means of torture for the innocent little creature, HouseMDFan. As she tried to apologize for her recent actions upon leaving the site, members went onto her "forum" and trashed it with pornography, ranging from dirty bum holes, to little cute antelopes in animal porn. She came with pride and left with a bag over her head.

 
Thats more like it.

The CLNNB's Response

 
Prison time worth it for nailing a hot 16 year old girl? Hell yes. I of course mean the fat one off to the side, I'm into that. (An older picture of HouseMD before her dramatic weight loss.)

After the stint within the MAP forums and chatroom, HouseMegaDyke invaded the OTL once again with her putrid stench of phaggotry and made an incredibly harrowing and intimidating response to the anal abuse she was receiving.

   
 
"Glad you guys are so lame to make this thread go 32 pages not to mention spam MAP. And I'm glad the admins are such idiots for this to continue. Toodles. Find something else to occupy your time. And your stupid digg article, yeah. That is entirely inaccurate. Thanks for trying."
 

 
 

—HouseMDFan

 
HouseMDFan, ready for the annual KKK convention

More abuse immediately followed.

   
 
Second Response: "Oh and by the way, you signing up on MyArcadePlanet.com is giving me money. Thanks. ^_^ It's in the past. If you're pathetic enough to spam MAP and make face articles about me, then you seriously need to get a life. I have friends who brought me back, and I know in my heart I was wrong and I'm no longer a part of the Neo-Nazi party. If you still want to do your ****, then so be it. But why don't you think about what you're doing. Why do you care so much to do all this? Huh? Answer me that. Why do you care what I have done or what I do? It's the internet. Why don't you ask all your other members what they've done in the past. I told you what I was, not knowing you idiots would take this so damn far. Using all these resources to seemingly destroy me. I'm glad you take so much interest in me and doing research on me. And using GIMP and Photoshop to edit my photos. Real mature guys. Grow up, drop some balls, then get back to me. My family and my friends all know me and know that it's in my past. I haven't visited Aryan Nations or anything else like that in months. Go ahead and ban me, admins/mods. I don't care. I have college to worry about, I have my job on MAP to worry about. I don't have time to worry about what some people on the internet think about me."
 

 
 

—HouseMDFan

She suffered much more abuse after that and was eventually devoured by Hugh Laurie's vagina.

HouseMDFan on pregnancy

   
 
My mum asked the doctor one time and he said it wasn't advisable because of my medical conditions. But it's also doubtful I can become pregnant and carry a child in the first place. My hips aren't wide enough and I think they had to remove part of my uterus one time...And I think they removed a fallopian tube.
 

 
 

—HouseMDFan

Thank God.


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