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Cookie Clicker

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The game itself

Cookie Clicker was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil(Julien Thiennot) and his friend Opti in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.

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Knockoffs and other idle games

Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game.

List of other idle games: http://pastebin.com/dzFtvDR2

Orteil

Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old man who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women.


 
Genitalia.
 
Orteil's baguette.