Eliza Hecht

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Lulz can be read here:

Eliza: listen to what this horrible man did to me! Everyone else: actually, sounds like you were the bitch here, not him. Eliza: I was not, besides, a long time ago, I was raped! Everyone: Um, yeah. We know that over 50% of EVERYONE associated with the law and legal professions knows that the majority of rape accusations are false. Eliza: That's not true. Everyone: Here are links to reports by well respected prosecutors, sherrifs, police department chiefs, and researchers. Eliza: Those aren't credible, besides we're here to talk about my shitty date that I turned into a non-date. Everyone: Yeah, you were pretty shitty to him. Eliza: But years ago, I was raped! [[1]]

Eliza: but he threw tantrums! He texted! He wrote a Facebook status! Here's a link to his page! Everyone else: none of what you're saying matches with the evidence. What did the texts say? no-your-mere-company-isnt-enough.html

Marshall: Um, Hi. I'm the guy she's writing about... here's what actually happened. Eliza: I'm not telling you, that's too personal! I was raped! Everyone: Wow... now temper-tantrum filled posts on his facebook page like you said. In fact, he doesn't even mention you. Eliza: Um, I meant text messages Everyone: Well, if they prove your case, then let's see them Eliza: What, you want me to give up my privacy Everyone: You say the texts are the proof that he had a meltdown. Tits or GTFO! Eliza: But I got raped once!

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[File:Eliza_Hecht_when_not_FGASing.jpg|thumb|Everything you need to know about Eliza Hecht in one picture]]

Other interesting links

Oh, she's from New York: [[3]]

The date turned non-date who wouldn't put up with her bullshit demand to demote himself to omega-level orbiter: [[4]]