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Eliza Hecht

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This is a stub. Developing lLulz can be read here:

http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/08/romance-isnt-friendly.html


http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/08/no-your-mere-company-isnt-enough.html

http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-other-side.html (200 250+ comments on this 3rd post!)

Everything you need to know about Eliza Hecht in one picture


Additional links to be added as the saga continues.

Round 1

Eliza: listen to what this horrible man did to me!

Everyone else: actually, sounds like you were the bitch here, not him.

Eliza: I was not, besides, a long time ago, I was raped!

Everyone: Um, yeah. We know that over 50% of EVERYONE associated with the law and legal professions knows that the majority of rape accusations are false.

Eliza: That's not true. My mom's a judge, and she never saw an innocent rape defendant EVAR!

Everyone: Here are links to reports by well respected prosecutors, sherrifs, police department chiefs, and researchers.

Eliza: Those aren't credible, besides I'm not here to talk about rape. I'm here to talk about how my shitty date got all shitty when I told him it wasn't a date.

Everyone: Yeah, you were pretty shitty to him.

Eliza: But years ago, I was raped!

http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/08/romance-isnt-friendly.html

Round Two

Eliza: but he threw tantrums! He texted! He wrote a Facebook status! Here's a link to his page!

Everyone else: none of what you're saying matches with the evidence. What did the texts say?



http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/08/no-your-mere-company-isnt-enough.html


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Marshall: Um, Hi. I'm the guy she's writing about... here's what actually happened.

Eliza: I'm not telling you, that's too personal! I was raped!

Everyone: Wow... now temper-tantrum filled posts on his facebook page like you said. In fact, he doesn't even mention you.

Eliza: Um, I meant text messages

Everyone: Well, if they prove your case, then let's see them

Eliza: What, you want me to give up my privacy

Everyone: You say the texts are the proof that he had a meltdown. Tits or GTFO!

Eliza: I didn't claim they proved anything!

Everyone: Yes you did

Eliza: If I am wrong, show me the post in which I claimed that they proved anything.

Markku: Pretty easy to say now that the comment has been replaced by Comment removed by author

Eliza: But I got raped once! A long, long, long time ago.

http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-other-side.html



Other interesting links

Oh, she's from New York: https://www.facebook.com/eliza.hecht

The date turned non-date who wouldn't put up with her bullshit demand to demote himself to omega-level orbiter, and then wrote in to present his side of th story and call out her bullshit: https://www.facebook.com/marshall.honorof