BanGene

This is a draft and I'm too lazy to leave this in my userspace. I'll work on this later.

#BanGene is a social media campaign which aims to get Gene Simmons banned from radio stations, which nobody listens to anyways, not even your parents.

He already irritated The Huffington Post with the dastardly suggestion that immigrants should learn to speak English. Then a couple days later during an interview with SongFacts.com, he threw gas onto a soldering campfire and said that bitches with depression should kill themselves, and strangely enough a couple weeks later, a boss bitch named Robin Williams did the world a favor and did exactly that.

Unfortunately with the rise of social media, speaking your mind is a bad thing and free speech is no longer tolerated. Soon the #BanGene campaign was born, created by intolerant crybabies who managed to get the attention of radio stations also managed by a bunch of intolerant crybabies who vowed never to play Gene Simmons on the radio again. They fail to realize that if someone has an internet connection, that they are probably listening to Pandora anyways.

At this point Gene Simmons realized that his latest screw up could impact his pocketbook and did what any Jew would do, back peddle. He deactivated his Twitter account and in a moment of anti-lulz, issued an apology on his Facebook which he also would have closed if it wasn't for FarmVille. Some bassist from Motley Crew, butthurt over the attention Gene Simmons was receiving, cried on the radio and on Twitter, asking Gene Simmons in a non-rhetorical question if he should have killed himself when he was suicidal. If he has decent life insurance, the answer from his wife and four kids is definitely a yes.

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Either way, everyone needs to KISS and make up.

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