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Advanced Placement

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Advanced Placement or AP to most people is potentially the most stressing concept created by the Americunt Nation's so called expert wannabes to torture high school students from the unfortunate freshman year throughout a student's senior year. AP offers college-level curricula to high school students, which not only offers such a high leveled curriculum but turns them into all nighters. To satisfy the desperate needs of your average Americunt colleges and universities, students push all their effort to make their momma and poppa happy so they know they're a successful motherfucking math geek.

AP Courses

There are currently 37 courses and exams available through the AP Program created by wannabe basement-dwellers who ultimately does hate teenagers. For what reason? The conclusion for students to hang themselves so they can get away from AP. Taking these courses does have your usual AP student waste their own life for their satisfaction of a college's approval to allow that geek into their enrollment to make emo friends. Here is a few of them if you want to waste your time reading:

 
Best if you fail. You'd avoid more stress that way. Thanks bro.
  • AP Art History - Like anybody cares about art history.
  • AP Biology - A course usually taught by freakishly tall, large women. Like most AP Courses, AP Biology will overwhelm you with a 1,000 page textbook to take home and read everyday.
  • AP Calculus - Well, guess what. If you pass/passed this, you were on meth, and you're an official math geek and you will be bullied for the rest of your life. Congratulations to you if you have already took and passed AP Calculus flawlessly. Clearly the Americunt Nation wanted to give high school students a taste of Satan Claus's Pit. (which that's where Americunts probably come from.)
  • AP Human Geography - Currently the only AP Course the unfortunate freshmen have to go through. A well majority students fail the AP test they provide.
  • AP United States History or APUSH - A synonym for hell. If you dislike math and science, you might find this your favorite AP class. You'd have to memorize a lot of bullshit nobody really cares about nowadays, though. But still, you'd be a geek.
  • AP World History - Usually the second AP class high school students get. Requires a lot of memorization like AP United States History. Also another course where you study shit nobody gives a single fuck about.
 
Let's say you have three AP classes. Now if you have two assignments every night and you do have a job to help out your emo parents, you'd explode, no? Well, that's the purpose of AP. To make you explode.

Scoring

Well of course, if you plan to go through torture you'd have to go through something called an AP Test. Usually they are made of an extremely large multiple choice part, and a stressing essay part. You'll have limited time. Americunts actually do have the time to grade three million of these kinds of tests. That's how sad they exactly are.

See also

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