Jezebel

Jezebel is the most overtly feminist branch of Gawker Media, originally edited by Jessica Coen^✡. It is widely regarded to be a horrid abomination and hugbox for feminist extremists that could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of. While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with clickbait to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of Web 2.0; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even Buzzfeed and fellow Gawker sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness. The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take heart in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded social justice crusade.

"Writers"

Truth

Lindy West

Lindy West Incredibly thin-skinned, which is a notable achievement for a woman of her girth. Got into a 'debate' with Jim Norton and got fucking owned.
Isha Aran Smelly Indian that has completely abandoned anything resembling journalism and instead whines about cultural appropriation.
Erin Gloria Ryan Used Paul Walker's death as an excuse to attention whore. Subsequently pwnt by old media whores.
Mark Shrayber Token male homo to close that gender gap.
Emily Gould Currently in therapy because Jimmy Kimmel made fun of her.
Tracie Egan Wrote an article about how she paid a male prostitute to rape her because she's too fat to find a man that would do it for free. Later, in an interview, she said it was actually tthe site that had paid for it and that it was because SHE IS TOO SMART TO BE RAPED.
Everyone Else Jezebel writers are so alike you can't tell them apart.

Jezebel staff gets raped

OMFG GIF RAPE!

At one point, the kind residents of the internet decided to give Jezebel what it loves most: Rape.
Their comment section was flooded with gifs of rape porn which was very "triggering" for them, sp (in classic Gawker logic) they started writing attack articles about their own parent company for not doing anything about it.

“	For months, an individual or individuals has been using anonymous, untraceable burner accounts to post gifs of violent pornography in the discussion section of stories on Jezebel. The images arrive in a barrage, and the only way to get rid of them from the website is if a staffer individually dismisses the comments and manually bans the commenter. But because IP addresses aren't recorded on burner accounts, literally nothing is stopping this individual or individuals from immediately signing up for another, and posting another wave of violent images (and then bragging about it on 4chan in conversations staffers here have followed, which we're not linking to here because fuck that garbage)	„

Literally untraceable.