Hunter Fyffe

Hunter Fyffe is a would-be uber troll that alerted the world to /b/'s OPERATION RIP KANYE via Twitter, causing the Internet Hate Machine to crank it up to 11, and send fatty back to the all you can eat pasta bar from whence it came.

Apology Not Accepted.

Hunter, moar like FatCUNTer.

Hunter crosses /b/

Hunter had Tweeted himself into a whole pile of shit, thinking he could ruin the entire operation by telling Twitter it was a hoax. Anon soon was spamming up his emails, threatening his Twitter profile and doing what it does best: ruining lives. This onslaughter caught Hunter off guard, because he soon backed down and surrended faster than the French Army.

	“	Pictures of old chubby men rubbing their nipples is hardly a fair representation guys	„
	—Hunter F.

Sorry

Hunter sucks /b/'s dick on Twitter.

Hunter realised the force that he has reckoned with, and promptly apologized. He offered to delete his Twitter and even posted an apology image on /b/. Being the huge assholes they are, /b/ demanded that a shoe on head, sharpie in pooper, and a time stamp pic would be required to cease all raids. Hunter, probably realizing that /b/ never keeps promises, did not delivar. He began to post on threads as anon and try to draw attention away from himself. Of course, /b/ continued ruining his life.

	“	One thing to ponder, oh so unforgiving gentlemen. You may not forgive, or forget, but don't targets who challenge appeal more to you?	„
	—Shitting his pants

	“	Internet Hate Machine, I am sincerely sorry, and rules 1 and 2 shall never be broken by this fatty.	„
	—Hunter thinking /b/ has a heart

	“	ZOMG!! !!11 FUCKING HELL NEWFAGS, RULES 1 AND 2!!1!1!	„
	—Anon

Hunter eventually went to bed saying "I'm going to sleep. Still paying for breaking those rules, have a feeling I will be for a while." At this point /b/ got bored as there seemed to be no more lulz to be had.

Online Presence

• Deviant Art
• Website
• BLOGSPOT
• Twitter
• Myspace
• Facebook
• XboxLive gamertag: Ucwatididthar

His Friends

I have NO idea who the hell would want to be friends with this fat fuck but lo and behold he managed to trap a few into LIKING him. These are those poor souls. Maybe they aren't actually his friends and are all just from his special education class, either way feel free to drop them a line anytime:

• Ben Gutierrez
• Bryan Twito
• Carly Olson
• Dominick Franklin
• Jared Nelson
• Justin Michael Cullen Jr
• Melissa Zimmermann
• Nick Rambo
• Ryan Michael Cabbage
• Sabrina Anne Rodriguez

Gallery

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  Thats his tit.
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  WHOS SUCKING WHOS TITTIES?
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  A poor dog :(
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  Camp.

See Also

• Anonymous
• Kanye West
• Twitter
• Imma Let You Finish

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