World Naked Bike Ride

World Naked Bike Ride is an annual faggot fest celebrated across the globe, where you and your family members are flashed an unwanted invite to the pleasant sight of overweight and anorexic men and women's anatomy — with their genitals presented to us in the form of a flapping, dancing package bashed like a pendulum onto their faux leather seats. Once seen, it is typical that you bleach, gouge and burn both your eyes out in an effort to wipe the imagery of those dangling breasts and miserable micropenises from your poor pre-adolescent mind. Similar to the Folsom fair, these sick fucks decide to take up your road space WHILST jerking off, in an already traffic jammed day.

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HOW TO DEAL WITH NAKED CYCLISTS

How to Deal with Naked Cyclists

1. get inspired by James Alex Fields
2. Buy a Dodge Challenger
3. Find the swarm of them
4. bulldoze them
5. reverse
6. GTFO of there
7. PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See Also

• Secks
• Bike

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