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Axel Muganwa Rudakubana
Axel Muganwa Rudakubana, from Banks in Lancashire, England, is a Dangerous imigrant from the African country of Rwanda, is just your average Black Person that Vehemently despised Taylor Swift's music because she is a living represenative of the White Devilss that enslaved millions of lazy blacks, doesn't Bury her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary Rap in the middle of a song because she is trying to get a friend a Music contract.
—Colin Perry |
Coming from Banks in Lancashire, England Incel Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29th, 2024 was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the English man by declaring War against little Girls too young to fight against him for all the crimes inflicked on him.
Having been born with the disability of living in England and it being a country that is well know for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the world, Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a Yoga and Dance Studio, populated mostly by mostly Children during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely sane, and like most of us, he wanted the Satanic Songs of Taylor Swift, where she Pontificates on and on about all the Boyfriends she has dumped, halted immediatly. Being black an unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the Yoga/Dance studio kept playing the Shallow lyrics and the uninspred sounds of her back ground Music, all he was able to do was make [[Chimpmania|chimp sounds, grab a Knife and go on a stabbing spree. ' Being black and incapable of thinking more than 5 Seconds into the future or beyond the rewards of Instant Gratification, Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife like he were Deathstroke from a Batman comic, he Killed 3 little girls and wounded 8, surpassing The Couch Cuck by 2 kills.
Cucked By A Door
Leanne Lucas and Co-Teacher Heidi Barlow, both white, were able to think clearly and sought to protect as many children as possible once the Attack started.
Leanne Lucas, who gave more and is in critical condition after the attack, sought to save as many children as possible by taking them out the Fire door and hoped that she would trigger an alarm that would alert the police to the carnage that was going on.
Heidi Brown, obviosly not made of the stern materials that her Superior is, only received minor injuries as she locked herself in a bathroom with a single child.
Together, Lucas selflessly saved a total of 15 Children through her Harrowing act of bravery and Self Sacrifice of putting herself in danger to rescue as many Children as possible. Brown, on the other hand, being Cowardly and being made of weak material and a rubber spine, sought more to save her Person. Looking for cover but knowing that if she didn't at least try to save someone her cowaradise would be brought up. Choosing the Bathroom as her hiding place, Brown grabbed a single child and quickly locked the door behind herself. For all that is said about English Courage, Heidi Brown is proof that Stereotypes aren't always that accurate.
—Taylor Swift On Knife Attack</center |