Dumblr Feminist

ATTENTION!

This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.

You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.

List of "triggers" for easy trolling

Name	Dumblr Feminist (she changes names every other day)
Tumblr	Missmisanthropist
Triggers	Vomit

Dumblr Feminist (aka MissMisanthropy, Egalitarian Eagle, CrimsonRegret, anewwaytobleed, HoffyBunny, NothingIsSetInStone, TrustNo1sLies, bensonownsmyovaries, deathtotealeoni, vonsnortsenburg, tamedinsanity, WaxAngelWings and over 9,000 other usernames that all sound like something a 13 year old girl on LiveJournal would come up with) fake name Monica Olivia Edwards, real name Eve R Habat, is a hideously ugly Cleveland resident who somehow works as an "exotic dancer" and "professional dominatrix", all of which are just code words for prostitute.

Her exploits on the internet go far and wide, starting with constant slapfight on various fandoms, pretending to be a lesbian for attention while writing a LOTR worth of rape fanfics about Hannibal, David Bowie and Hugh Laurie before jerking off to them, and ending with a recent visit to our own EDF2 that ended with threats of calling the police on us.

But her most important accomplishment is spending the last four years running an "anti-feminism" blog on tumblr which she constantly has to shut down out of butthurt because she is being trolled by feminists instead of trolling them. With her hysterical behavior and made up stories about being raped, "Monica" shows that she is exactly the same as the people that she is against and proves, once and for all, that whether you're pro-feminist or anti-feminist, if you use tumblr you're still a fucking retard.

Eve in General

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Eve Habat is a perverted nymphomaniac that spends her time offline working as either a stripper or a dominatrix (fancy name but you still take dicks up your ass for money, Eve) while looking for a sugar-daddy online (archive). All of this despite the impediments presented by her horse face and skeleton body. It is unclear why the hell anyone would pay to see her naked or have sex with her, and it is even more unclear why she thinks she can become a model.

That one is as unclear as her pale, pimply skin. All-in-all, Eve looks like a fucking meth addict. Part of the problem is that her teeth are rotting away due to what she claims is acid reflux, but is probably the result of bulimia seeing as how she has the body of an albino Ethiopian man. This problem was not solved by her e-begging scam (archive) that asked for $50,000 in donations and got exactly $0.00.

That is what she does on IRL. What Eve does online is... exactly the same! Dumblr spends half of her time online starting shit on various fandom forums, specifically Hannibal and the Saw series because she's an edgy motherfucker. The rest of her time is filled with more whoring around, including looking for people to have cybersex with (archive) and writing countless disgusting sex stories. Here is a partial list of things she has tagged her stories with:

Greg House/James Wilson
Lisa Cuddy/Greg House
Lisa Cuddy/Greg House/James Wilson
Lisa Cuddy/James Wilson
Fox Mulder/Dana Scully
Greg House/Original Female Character
James Wilson/Original Female Character
Dana Scully/Original Female Character
Fox Mulder/Original Female Character
Lisa Cuddy/Original Female Character
Lisa Cuddy
Greg House
James Wilson
Fox Mulder
Dana Scully
Jade Blue Afterglow
Orgy
Alternate Universe - BDSM
BDSM
Transformation
Watersports
Spanking
Pegging
Dom/sub
Crossover Pairings
Face Slapping
Face-Fucking
Oral Sex
Anal Sex
Anal Play
Mind Control
Sexual Fantasy
Masturbation
Mpreg
Dildos
Sex Toys
Roleplay
Non Consensual
Psychotropic Drugs
General Kink
fetishes
Weirdness
everything
Original Characters
Torture
Psychological Torture
Genital Torture
Genital Piercing
Needles
Butt Plugs
Drugs
Alcohol
Angst
Hurt/Comfort
Sexual Abuse
Physical Abuse
Sex Toys
Watersports
Kink
Dark!HouseMD
Bloodplay
Implied Scat
Vomiting
Insanity
PTSD
Rape/Non-con References
BDSM
Edge Play
Anal Play
sodomy
Gore
Violence
Graphic Description
Alternate Universe
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Fetish
Angst
Hurt/Comfort
Verbal Humiliation
Verbal Abuse
Explicit Language
Violence
Sexual Content
BDSM
Canonical Character Death
Psychotropic Drugs
LSD
DMT
Physical Abuse
Hallucinations
dark!fic
Dark!House
Femslash
Surgery
Religious Imagery & Symbolism
Therapy
Electrotorture
Torture
Abduction
Rehabilitation
Humiliation
Situational Humiliation
Pain
Suffering
Illegal Activities
Non Consensual
BDSM
Alternate Universe - BDSM
Kinky Gen
Dom/sub Play
Semi Non Consensual
Watersports
Male Slash
Costumes
Sex Toys
Masturbation
Dildos
Oral Sex
Anal Sex
Orgy
Threesome - F/M/M
Domination
Submission
Slavery
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Hurt/Comfort
Revenge
Cock & Ball Torture
Spanking
Humiliation
Verbal Humiliation
Verbal Abuse
Angst
Dark!Cuddy
Dark!House
Fetish
Porn Watching
Drugs
Pegging
Teasing
Fear Play
Past Abuse
Toys
Smoking
Rape Fantasy
Alternate Reality
Sexual Fantasy
Consensual Kink
Dominance
Exhibitionism
Explicit Language
Blow Jobs
Mild Language
Alcohol
Intoxication
Angst and Humor
Fingerfucking
Humor
Romance
Strippers & Strip Clubs
Party
Money
Drunkenness
Rape/Non-con Elements
Alternate Universe
CBT
Torture
Riding Crop
Femdom
Alternate Timeline
Kink
roleplaying
Drama
Edge Play
Dirty Talk
Narcotics
VIcodin
General Kink
Het and Slash
Solo
cum
Bondage
Sex
Graphic Sex
Oral
Masochism
Sadism
Whipping
Punishment
Orgasm Control
Pain
Sexual Frustration
Recreational Drug Use
fetishes
Control
Abuse
Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Emotional Manipulation
Emotional Abuse
Language
Anal
Whips
Flogging
Peg - Freeform
Cane
ropes
Body Modification
Self Harm
self injury
Work In Progress
Alternate Universe - Dark
Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
Canon Genderbending
Crack Pairing
Original Character(s)
Lesbian Character
Pansexual Character
non-con
semi-noncon
Horror
Death
dark!fic
Creepy
Macabre
Violence
Serial Killer
woods
Halloween
Terror
Scary
Yandere
Dark!Wilson
Original Character - Freeform
No Sex
Mental Illness
Psychosis
Rape/Non-con References
Non Consensual
Alternate Timelines
Science Fiction
Psychotropic Drugs
Psychological Torture
Physical Abuse
Sexual Abuse
Sexual Content
Sexual Assault
Forced Lesbianism
Femslash
Medical Kink
Bondage and Discipline
S&M
Voyeurism
Sexual Coercion
Blackmail
Canonical Character Death
Implied Scat
Manipulation
Invisibility
Burning
Smoking
Violence
Torture
Fighting
Assault
Abuse
Pain
Sadism
Masochism
Knives
Disguise
Blackmail
Coercion
Dark!Freddie
Blood
Biting
Fear Play
Foreplay
Rough Sex
Not Safe Sane and Consensual

On Tumblr

This is what happens when she decides to sign on to a forum and spam it with her SJW nonsense.

As tumblr became synonymous with batshit feminist, it also became filled with "anti-feminist" and "anti-sjws". But do not mistake these people for trolls, they are the most boring, tedious and stupid people you could imagine, sucking the lulz out of something as funny as pissing off feminazis and replacing it with dull self righteousness and humorless brow-beating.

One such anti-feminist is Eve, and while most of them are only slightly better than MRAs, Eve is much, much worse.
Eve has become known on tumblr for her constant whining, one-woman harassment campaigns that begin whenever someone says something to her that she doesn't like and she vows eternal vengeance, and end when she shuts down her blog for the millionth time. Eve has been known to spend days, weeks, months and perhaps even years spamming people with her insane demands and allegedly even harassing people she knows IRL because they disagree with her opinions. Currently her blog has over 220 pages despite the fact she deleted it and made a new blog just two weeks ago.

In essence, she's just a feminist. Although believing in the opposite thing that they do, she acts exactly the same as every histrionic tumblr feminist ever.

Doxing and Getting Doxd

	“	DOXXING IS ILLEGAL	„
	—Dumblr, on the talk page of this article

Eve is also a sort of person who doxes people who tell her she's wrong. In one such case she posted some girl's name on tumblr in an attempt to intimidate her. When a blog about not doxing called her out on that she began spamming them for months, insisting that a name is not dox. This is pretty ironic since she tried to blank this article because it contains her name, telling us that this is illegal.

But she also got a taste of her own medicine when she pissed off some equally crazy feminazis with an obsession for the show "Hannibal". Two butchdykes that didn't like one of her pairings have been stalking her and sending her death/rape threats for about 3 years now, and although both sides of this fight are faggots, it's still funny as all hell to watch a couple of retards fight each other.

Retard Vs. ED Forums

	“	The problem with extremists is that they usually become so extreme they end up being exactly like the people they oppose just with an opposite set of values. There seems to be very few actual moderates this day and age so…whatever. I give up on trying to combat them, maybe just find the people who use logic from now on.	„
	—Dumblr Feminist about EDF2, Failing to see the irony

In what must have been her most ill-advised move to date, Dumblr joined the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums.
After making her introductory thread she headed over to our Tumblr subforum to share with us her tribulations in fighting the feminist scum online, expecting to get ass-pats and internet street cred.

The OP

Needless to say, it did not go down like that. After about 5 posts responding to her sob story told her how pathetic it is she has been doing this for 4 years now and is getting trolled by feminists on tumblr, and that honestly no one cares, she BAWWWleted her OP. That would have been the end of that had she not begun frantically looking for the "delete your account" button, which does not exists. This having failed, she posted a thread on ED's reddit

And then proceeded to spam the report system, marking posts that offended her (including that of one of the moderators) as "Harassment". For this she was swiftly moved to the user group "Faggots" by said moderator, which automatically sends a warning to her inbox from the mod in question.

Misunderstanding this as an attempt to open a dialog, Dumblr began demanding her account be removed and spamming the inbox of every staff member that came online (the response to which was "Post your tits"), promising them that she will "continue to harass [you]" until her demands are met, mistaking the ED forums for the thin-skinned tumblerettes she is used to, and not realizing that we are perhaps the wrong people to try an harass.

The BAWtism was so comical that even the admins joined in, removing anything she can do to cause trouble without actually banning her and responding to her threats to DMCA us with "kill yourself". Meanwhile, the rest of the users on the forum spammed her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she look like a meth addict and should jump off a bridge. They also began looking up her other activities online, discovering exactly who she is, her other accounts, a hilarious attempt at writing a book and the fact that this is not the first community where her attempts to find allies have backfired.

Eventually, realizing that the negotiations have broken down, she left, shut down her blog again for a day and came back with the option to send things anonymously to her inbox removed.

EDF2 Adventure About missing Pics